Jan 14 2010

Avatar Selection

Published by SJ at 9:05 pm under General

No updates as my internet has been down but luckily the number of morons in this world only increases.

Apparently there are a growing number of people who have been to see Hollywood blockbuster, Avatar and are becoming depressed, even suicidal at not being able to visit the fictional planet for real.

Some comments ripped from news.com.au story include

“When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed grey. It just seems so meaningless.”

“I still don’t really see any reason to keep doing things at all. I live in a dying world.”

“I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora.”

I have not seen the movie yet but am interested in the 3D aspect of the movie so would like to see it just for that and due to its length would prefer to see it in comfortable seats somewhere. Regardless I make the following comments regarding the above quotes knowing that I may myself want to neck up after watching.

I think perhaps this movie was strategically designed to root out a certain percentage of the population and ensure their destruction in a project called Avatar Selection. Avatar Selection is a variant of Charles Darwins natural selection in which the weakest and stupidest animals in a species are removed from the gene pool. In this case they will remove themselves from the gene pool but the result will be the same. Thank you director of Aquaman James Cameron…. Thank you.

3 responses so far

3 Responses to “Avatar Selection”

  1. Trent from Punchbowlon 15 Jan 2010 at 8:57 am

    I saw this yesterday to. From what the comments said on the article it looks like a beat up to me

  2. Fat Simonon 15 Jan 2010 at 9:00 am

    More importantly, did you catch the cricket yesterday? Michael Clarke is the new Steve Waugh the way he continually comes through under pressure!! From 3/71 when he came in after his mates collapsed (again), to a nice safe 3/302 at stumps. The only downside to him is that he probably only has another 8 years left in him before retirement. We will be back to the dark days of the 80′s once he’s gone.

  3. Velcroon 16 Jan 2010 at 2:44 pm

    did you see the shot (or lack there of) that Clarke offered to get out? WTF was that??

    Avatar, a good movie but the 3D aspect of it was pretty pointless. A ploy to get bums on cinema seats and less piracy downloads i suspect.

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