Jul 09 2010

Best Out of Office Automatic e-mails Replies

Published by SJ at 4:44 am under General

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification, because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and
heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return
from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order
it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection.
Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and
try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this
over and over and over….)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ‘Lucille’ instead of Steve

7 responses so far

7 Responses to “Best Out of Office Automatic e-mails Replies”

  1. # Nathan of Adelaideon 09 Jul 2010 at 3:51 pm

    The last one is good. Like you would be emailing back after that. No thank you.

  2. # Iamasmartmanon 09 Jul 2010 at 5:21 pm

    How unprofessional can you be!!

  3. # Tunksyon 10 Jul 2010 at 11:07 pm

    Dipstick has an Out of Office.

    I am sorry but my chicken shop has been closed down by authorities temporarily. Please go to KFC down the road until I have the place fumigated.
    I will be inviting all my friends (Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong, Jackie Chan, Anthony Mundine, Bart Cummings, The Roosters team, Steve Waugh, and John Eales to name a few) to act as ambassadors when I re-open my shop.
    I look forward to seeing you all then.
    DIpstick Management

  4. # Iamasmartmanon 11 Jul 2010 at 1:48 am

    Skunk, you stink!

  5. # Krustyon 11 Jul 2010 at 3:39 pm

    What an awsome comeback, you really got him with the “you stink” bit.

  6. # Iamasmartmanon 11 Jul 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Thankyou. It will be interesting to see if he even attempts a retort. Probably not. He is a stinky loser after all!

  7. # Rob Bon 12 Jul 2010 at 12:24 pm

    A couple of funny ones but the last one is not good. No need for it.

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