Feb 18 2008
Caravan tomfoolery
I spent most of the weekend at a caravan park and it is something I haven’t done for a few years. I must admit I had forgotten how ‘things’ work in a trailer park.
What is the deal with all this borrowing? I guess its good in a way, you lend people things and you borrow things. As long as it is all returned there should be no problems.
People walk in and out of your site like it’s a common community which I suppose it is. But it is a little disconcerting when you are carrying out some daily body ‘maintenance’ and you look to your left and some strange women is looking at you through an open window.
Night times are a little strange too, I tend to get a bit rowdy and I can understand how this could be frowned upon. So to all the people at Kingsliff caravan park Saturday night I am ‘sorry’.
To the person who found my mobile phone and returned it to the caravan park office I say thank you. Honesty is back!
And to the bouncer at the Kingscliff Tavern. You need to make your instructions clearer, I don’t understand whispers at 3 o’clock in the morning. If you want to redeem yourself leave a message and we can shape up for round two anytime.
I don,t mind that you ate my porridge and broke my chair but did you have to sleep in my van while I was out busking
LOL I can not believe you admitted going to a trailer park. You are a true bogan, it is official. You are going to cop so much crap about that!
Never been to a trailer park so it is interesting to read some insight about it here. Hopefully I will never need to use any of it.
Apart from the towelling you gave me in the head to head punt, how was your day and night at Kingscliff? Rumours have it that the trash in the trailer park was duly disposed of. Could you please clarify?
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A gentlemen never discloses details…… if there were any.
Consider yourself dominated on the punt, two time Undisputed King of Kings and now an absolute pizzling one on one? How can you go on?
SJ
What is “Daily Body Maintenance”? Were you doing a Brazilian on the sack of lollies?
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ummmm your a strange character.
SJ
SJ, after all is said & done, I hope you enjoyed your family reunion!
SJ, Did you lose a fight to a bouncer?
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You have me mistaken for another notasmartman of German decent.
SJ
What you can do SJ is CHOP!!!!!
All I recall of seeing you at the weekend was you staggering back from the pub (bragging about out-punting the Tongue) in time for dinner (after all the work had been done) & then you proceeding to chop in half the only single thing at the park!!!!
In a modern society where somebody can be found deceased in their own house some years after passing, I believe that the close-knit lifestyle of a caravan park should be embraced. I like the idea of neighbours taking an interest in each other’s daily lives – even if it can be a little intrusive at times (you got your phone back didn’t you?). Life is way too short for all of us and believe it or not SJ, people are mighty interesting creatures if you give them a chance and open yourself up a little. Even the bouncer at the pub is a decent bloke if you are ever sober enough to get to know him. So I recommend that you cast aside your prejudices about race, religion and lifestyle and enjoy the most beautiful thing about our life – people.
Finally someone with an ideology that doesn’t revolve around V8 cars & Metallica!!
Max you sound like the type of bloke that would wear a pink polo shirt to a Joe Cocker concert
Woody, I saw Max in a pink polo shirt going to the Celine Dion concert