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Sep 02 2010

Nuke the Whales

Published by SJ under General

I read this and had to share it. The Japanese should be having a field day with this gold.

A special ‘Look out’ to all the fat behemoth chicks who elect sun-bake on the beaches around our nation this summer.

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EXPLOSIVES have been used to put down a sickly humpback whale which washed up onto a sandbar off Western Australia’s southwest coast.

The 9.5m humpback whale became stranded in Albany in WA’s southwest two weeks ago.

The Department of Environment and Conservation (DEC) had intended to let the whale die of natural causes but on Thursday decided to euthanase the animal with an explosive charge after it repositioned itself on a sandbar.

In a statement, DEC Albany district manager Mike Shepherd said the whale had moved a couple of metres from its original position, which was enough to stabilise the whale and kill it humanely.

“This was not an option that was available to us until now as the animal, even while terminally sick, was still strong enough to present a serious safety risk to DEC staff and volunteers,” he said.

News

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Aug 31 2010

Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge

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I’m trying not to lose my head.

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Aug 30 2010

A Lock – The tale of the 2010 Formula 1 season

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I will admit that I have quietly been adding to my shares in a Mark Webber victory in this seasons Formula 1 drivers championship. $10 here and $5 there over the last few months of the season. I am not sure why I have not made it public knowledge on this website, maybe it was fear of jinxing him or maybe it was fear of being laughed off the Internet but for whatever reason I kept it quiet. Know longer.

Mark Webber is an ABSOLUTE LOCK for this seasons drivers championship.

Currently my good friends at SportingBet.com.au have him at the juicy odds of $2.50 and I recommend you sell everything you have and whack it on this good thing. Other nameless sporting bet companies will not come close to this price so I suggest you click the above link and get the fook on.

Look at it this way, if you take your current house, wager it on Mark Webber to win the title you will end up with another house and enough money to purchase 50% of a third house. That is some excellent investing in my eyes.

* locks may not be necessarily be honoured.

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Aug 29 2010

To quit or not to quit

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My title is clearly superior so I am using someone else’s work as mine. To lazy to quit.

Yes it is called plagiarism but I am not caring at the moment. It is still a good read.

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No job is perfect but there are times when you know you have to move on to the next gig. You might have been there for a few months, or years, and the doubts are starting to creep in for a swag of reasons. Lots of personnel changes with good people leaving and talk of more budget cuts and downsizings on the horizon.

Your chances of promotion or a pay rise have gone nowhere, your responsibilities have changed and the boss you have always gotten along with has decided to leave. We’ve all been there.

In those circumstances, you are likely to start thinking about leaving.

There has been plenty of advice on how to resign from your job covering areas like timing, not burning any bridges and serving out the notice period, but what are the signs when it’s time to leave?

According to the position ignition blog, there are some pretty obvious signs starting with the fact that you hate going into work, that you dread every Sunday night and that you start thinking about the weekend as soon as you walk in.

Another one is that your co-workers annoy you or are sending you mad. Or simply that your work bores you – you just don’t find it as stimulating and as interesting as you did when you started. Maybe your career is going nowhere, you just don’t feel valued anymore or that you’re really making a contribution. Perhaps you just can’t stand your boss. Any of this sound familiar? All are valid reasons.

Another good reason to quit would be if you want to set up your own business. But then, you have to ask yourself whether you are prepared to jump ship into the unknown. Remember, you might be your own boss but you are really working for clients, shareholders and customers. You can set your own hours but for most small business owners, you are never off the clock. And when you divide the revenue by the number of hours you put in, you might discover it’s no path to quick riches. But then, there’s a lot to be said about being self-sufficient and I would take it any day over working as an employee.

An equally as important reason to quit your job is to just keep moving. We all know that the job for life has gone the way of the typewriter but many would argue that the only way to stay refreshed and in demand is to job hop. It’s a point take up by one of my favourite bloggers Seth Godin.

“Let’s look at it from the perspective of evolution: Species that evolve the fastest are the ones that don’t mate for life. By switching mates, swapping genes with someone new, you continually reshuffle the gene pool, making it more likely you’ll create something new and neat and novel and useful. Our parents and grandparents believed you should stay at a job for five years, 10 years or even your whole life. But in a world where companies come and go – where they grow from nothing to the Fortune 500 and then disappear, all in a few years – that’s just not possible … The time to look for a new job is when you don’t need one. The time to switch jobs is before it feels comfortable. Go. Switch. Challenge yourself; get yourself a raise and a promotion. You owe it to your career and your skills.”

Have you quit your job? Or are you planning to? Why did you decide to go? What are the most important reasons to quit? And do you think people should just keep changing these jobs these days?

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Aug 25 2010

Happy Birthday Sean Connery

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Apparently this upset some people. I think he meant it as foreplay perhaps?

The beauty of this man is he has inspired millions of these MORONS!!

and these

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Aug 24 2010

Flight Centre cracks it

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As I recommended to you some time ago Flight Centre (FLT) has returned to their normal anticipated profit levels. If you had listened to me and purchased FLT shares in the depths of the ‘global financial crisis’ for around $5 you would be currently looking good. At todays price of $19.00 you would be fairly happy though I am happier with the anticipated future dividends. Todays announced dividend of 44 cents per share (taking the yearly dividend to 70 cents) which compared to todays share price is nothing to spectacular on its own but if you compare that to my purchase price of around $5 per share, it looks a lot better. An 14% yield on the dividend only.

The other good news is that baring some unforseen event it is anticipated that the companies profit will be even greater next year. With Tosser at the helm I expect this to come to pass.

Published artical from SMH.com.au

Travel agency group Flight Centre has nearly quadrupled its annual profit to $140 million after record ticket sales helped pull its operations out of one of the worst downturns in travel due to the global economic downturn.

Shares in Australia’s largest travel agency surged 4.4 per cent, or 82, to $19.27 this morning, after its delivered a record full-year profit. Other travel-related stocks, Webjet and Wotif, are largely flat this morning.

Flight Centre said it expected further profit growth this financial year ‘‘despite some ongoing volatility’’.
It is forecasting a pre-tax profit of between $220 million and $240 million in 2010-11, compared with about $199 million in the year to June 30.

The managing director, Graham Turner, said the company had notched up record ticket sales despite the fact that global economic conditions were yet to fully recover.

The travel company has been benefiting from a strong Australian dollar encouraging people to travel overseas. Flight Centre makes a substantial portion of its earnings from outbound travel.

Mr Turner said Flight Centre had started the new financial year with ‘‘good momentum’’ and recorded healthy profit and sales results in July.

‘‘While it is extremely difficult to forecast results at this early stage, we will be disappointed if we don’t improve on last year, given the momentum established in 2009-10,’’ he said.

The company’s US business – the second-largest after Australia – narrowed its losses to $2.3 million for the year after its corporate operations returned to profitability in the second half.

Its Liberty retail business in the US was also profitable in the second half, which is traditionally the peak booking season for US travel agencies.

Liberty has dogged its Australian parent since it was bought for $US135 million in late 2007.

Flight Centre will pay a final dividend of 44 cents, fully franked, a share on October 7, taking the payout for the year to 70 cents. It compares with a payout of just 9 cents in 2008-09.

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Aug 23 2010

Top 10 things I don’t give a crap about this week

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Matthew Newton.

Not sure why this weird looking child-man thinks he should be of any interest to me but rest assured dweeby nuthin brother you are NOT. Get off me screens crack whore.

The Stig

For some reason this is a massive world secret that just must be solved. Who cares. I could drive my 1984 KB Lazer round the test track seconds faster than this slow poke. Next!

No Fatties

A NIGHTCLUB in Canada has come under fire for posting a Facebook invitation for an upcoming event that specified: “No fat girls allowed”.

This part is actually GOLD.

The part I don’t care about are the whinging behemoths who think they should be allowed to go into this place. The same shit has been happening to blokes for generations via the old ‘not in those shoes’ technique. To fat so sad.

National Broadband Network

I would comment but my connection is to slow.

Princess Mary

Some gold digger who emigrated out of our country comes back to visit the plebs. Who cares. Disappear annoyance!

Labor Party blame game.

Far out! The election is not over and there is talk of a new leader and whose fault the bad campaign was. Ever heard of closed doors people?

Wyatt Roy

Yes he got elected and yes he is young. Who cares. The niff nuff will find out the hard way like everyone else does.

Roger Federer You tube movie.

Anyone who thinks this is real is dumber than poodle poo.

The Greens

Get away Bob Brown and your unshaven pogs of death.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

It seems to me she is off the market. Lets move onto the next single hot chick we can email pictures of to Macquarrie Bank executives whose desks are in camera view.

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