ZERO RETURN – GOOOOOONNNNNNEE

All up in Sydney

SR6 3 Pasikatera into

SR8 1 Comepsa $30 the win

Win / Place in Brisbane

BR7 6 General Patton $5 each way

Win / Place in Adelaide

AR6 8 Miss Presley $5 each way

ZERO for the DAY 

Greggle’s makes his debut on notasmartman.com with a lot of pressure on him.

Brisbane

Treble by 50 CENTS (Races 5, 6, 7) – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
5. Easy Rocker, The Chanster (? Message) /
6. Spur me on, Piccohi, Picture Book, Broms Girl /
7. Omnitrader, Legendary Man, Umaprince, Diamondsondinside

Race 6 – No.16 Broms Girl by $10.00 the win – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
Race 7 – No.9 Diamondsondinside by $10.00 the win – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
Race 8 – No.4 October Sky by $14.00 the win – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

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Fat-Simon makes up for last week and punts today against Maximus who returned ZERO.

Melbourne
Race 6 – No.7 Drizzle by $15.00 the win – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

Sydney
Race 6 – No.7 The Fangsta by $20.00 the win (in the wet???) – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

Brisbane
Race 7 – No.11 Willy Leica by $15.00 the win – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

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Tongue subs for the Toaster as Toaster is in the repair shop.

Tongue’s bets to follow are no good and he is – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

Brisbane – Extra Double – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
Race 3 – No.8 Scoot into
Race 4 – No.10 Calchris by $10.00

Perth – All Up – GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
Race 1 – No.1 Dark Target into
Race 7 – No.5 El Presidente by $40.00 (assumed the win)

Takeover Target gave punters a heart attack with a last meter effort to beat Dance Hero on the line in the Arrowfield stud sprint. Had you invested your house on him you would be sitting here with a tidy two to two-and-a-half houses to your name!!

The 16 leg million dollar all up challenge kicked another leg home with a total of $128.00 landed and ready to put on leg 4 next time round.

Our punters club face off of Maximus V Fat-Simon turned into a fizzer with Fat-Simon neglecting to punt at all this weekend. Messy darts Fat-Simon, messy darts. For the interested, Maximus returned a big fat ZERO for the weekend.

Muralitharan has equalled Shane Warne’s test wicket world record. Chucker or not this was always on the cards, I for one, am happy it did not occur on Australian soil.

Garth Tander has won the V8 supercar championship. I must admit, I never thought this bloke would win many races let alone a championship. Credit where credit is due.

And lastly the sad news that Evel Knievel has made the biggest jump there is. A back flip off the roof of his house into his own coffin. As per normal Evel missed the landing and holds a new Guinness World Record of first stuntman to snap his back on his own future coffin. RIP Knievel, your antics will be sadly replaced by other morons.

Ok this week se’s the return of the punters club and pits Fatsimon up against Maximus. Both have shown form over the past season so it will be interesting to see where each of them lay the $50.00

I will try and decode both text messages onto the web page tomorrow morning, providing I get them before heading out for a punt myself.

In my opinion an absolute special is running tomorrow that you should indeed “put your house on”. No prizes for guessing it is ‘Takeover Target’. At $1.80 fixed odds, it is about as good as it gets!

Update on the Club Waugh horses

The Fangsta has trained on well and will run in a 1200m race at Rosehill on Saturday December 8.

Mr Gilly has also trained on well and will run in a 1500m Maiden at Rosehill on Saturday December 8.

Not sure where we may be punting tomorrow but if will let you all know if I have advanced enough warning.