Apr 30 2008
Chair Sniff
Absolute gold. He is a man, a politician and a king amongst men, a rare feet in this day and age. John Howard didn’t get it but a knighthood I grant to this man, from now on know as Sir Busell.
If you are not aware of this man the short story is that during a meeting in 2005. Sir Buswell, other people (of unknown identity) and a ‘woman’ were in some sort of discussion. During this meeting the ‘woman’ rose out of her chair to move to a different area of the room where Sir Buswell lent in and delivered the most suitable jesture a man can give when a woman stands. He sniffed her chair!
In a normal world, where women are comfortable with their position in life, hilarity would have ensued and winks and high fives would have roamed free. Unfortunately we live in a topsy tervy world where the compliment of ‘chair sniffing’ can be misunderstood and turned into a bloody storm in a tea cup.
As quickly as Sir Buswell was knighted he has been stripped of this prestigious title. Why you ask? Because at a press conference where Buswell should have proudly defied the sparrow hearted media about his behaviour he caved. He turned his back, had a think about things and pulled the weakest manoeuvre a man can…. he cried. He apologised for his behaviour and backed up from the ‘chair sniff’ like a Todd McKenny does at a gay bar.
I am torn in this situation. Does Buswell qualify for the hall of fame based on his excellent performance or his ability to turn on the waterworks?
Yet another ‘gold stamp’ from me. I like your slant on things. You say what I quite often think.
I will wait for Rob B’s response. He says what a poofter thinks.
I knew I should have just ignored you Jethro. I will revert to that now.
Your article yet again in some sick and twisted way tries to persuade us to think that sniffing a chair is somehow appropriate behaviour. In all my life I have never heard or seen anything like this before and conisder it disgusting. If someone attempted this with my wife we wouldn’t wait two years, we would consult with a law firm the next day. It is the only way to deal with this sort of behaviour.
Some more Rob B gold. I would love to spend some time with you in person. Being stuck in a car with you for 3 hours would be enough to drive anyone to suicide!
I can’t recall you finding anything funny or enjoyabl. You may well be quite intelligant but I doubt you have had a laugh since primary school before you realised the world was dark and disturbed.
I like the “wife” call Rob B…….. We all know you are a raging shirt lifter, so just let it go!!
Rob B (for boring), call off your legal counsel…..I’m certain nobody would wish to sniff what’s left of any chair that your morbidly obese cellulite riddled bevan wife has just sat on!!!!!!
Jerkthro, I must congratulate you some more good humour. Very enjoyable. You still sound like a big loser bevan though.
Reeealbigutz, nice to have you back on line regularly. You may be a big fat gambling loving bevan loser but you never fail to have a go at others if you feel like it……I like your style & you often make me laugh.
Gold. You gave me a good laugh IASM.com