Jun 16 2008

Chopper Gooooooonne?

Published by SJ at 5:54 am under General

I read that Mark Brandon Read has 2 – 5 years to live. He may get out of it quicker for bad behaviour, if he continues to drink that is.

Uncle Chop Chop has come up with a fairly reasonable explanation as to why he should not receive a life saving liver transplant. “A transplant would save me, but why would anybody give 53-year-old Chopper Read a liver over and above an 11-year-old girl with liver cancer?”

Why indeed?

I will tell you why, we need Chopper. Who the hell is going to brutalise criminals and go hard on crime. The police? As best I can tell the police are barley allowed to use their guns let alone stop crime.

Come on Chopper, don’t make us beg. Have the operation champ.

Heath Franklin would be inconsolable if Chop Chop kicks the bucket. How will he be able to tell us all about hardening up?

I am hereby launching the save Chopper fund (he was probably hoping someone would do this). Go to your local National Bank and deposit money into the ‘notasmartman.com’ fund. These profits will find there way to Chopper I promise.

8 responses so far

8 Responses to “Chopper Gooooooonne?”

  1. Rob Bon 16 Jun 2008 at 10:31 am

    Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. His so called robbing from drug dealers is a good thing is a crock. He robbed from some people which in turn will force them to rob off others. How does that help society. First noble notion you have ever had Chopper, do us all a favour and neck up you blow fly.

  2. Krustyon 16 Jun 2008 at 11:12 am

    I am more concerned that I can get a Liver transplant at Shopping.com, what next KidneysRus.

  3. Jethroon 16 Jun 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Siding a bit with Rob B on this one. which Worrys me a bit. Its not like chopper contributes that much to society. If he chooses to live or die shouldnt really be of major concern.

  4. Velcroon 16 Jun 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I’m looking forward to seeing Choppers response to Rob B calling him a blow fly!

    Get up from that Chopper!!

    You OK Chop Chop?….you OK mate?

  5. Rob Bon 16 Jun 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Its from the movie Velcro….. you do seem to make some silly comments mate.

  6. Velcroon 16 Jun 2008 at 5:48 pm

    I’m still looking forward to the Chopper v Rob B death match

  7. Reeeegitzon 16 Jun 2008 at 8:34 pm

    I can see it now – “Hey guard we need some help in here! Rob B seems to have done himself a bit of mischief. Whats that Rob B? You wanna smoke smoke mate?
    You ok Rob B? You ok mate?………………Do us all a favour Chop Chop!

  8. iamasmartman.comon 16 Jun 2008 at 11:36 pm

    I’m not surprised that all you low-lifes put a disgraceful criminal up on a pedestal. He’s a hero to you people isn’t he? It highlights yet again why people of your ilk continue the cycle of poverty (or mediocrity at best!) Do not worship individuals who take the easy road to fame & fortune. Get off your lazy arses & do something for yourselves & society!!!!!!
    Velcrap, you are the poster boy for societal simpletons!

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