Jul 23 2008

Confused Average Australian

Published by SJ at 5:50 am under General

I read an article recently which made some interesting statements about the financial position of the average Australian.

Apparently it breaks up as follows

You have a house valued at $458,488.00
You have a mortgage valued at $341,000.00
You have a credit card debt of $3,085.00
You earn a massive per week salary $1,124.50 ($826.00 after tax)
And apparently you are worth $250,000.00

As per normal the average Australian is obviously a hooch smoking liar or someone is confused (and I am not ruling myself out here).

Confusion 1

House value $458,488.00
Minus mortgage $341,000.00
Total equity $117,488.00

So most of Australia has another $132,512.00 sitting in super, the bank or in possessions somewhere…… That dog don’t hunt

Confusion 2

Mortgage $341,000.00 +
Credit card debt $3,085.00
Total $344,085.00

Cover this with a 9% interest rate $2,580.00 per month (interest only loan)
With a take home pay of $3,580.00 per month

Apparently the average Australian can survive on the remaining $1000.00 per month. Not hard you say, somehow fuel, insurance, food, rates, electricity and every other expense can be covered by $230.00 per week? Once again the hoochie coochie is clearly disturbing someone’s perspective.

Maybe I am all mixed up here or maybe you chaps have some special ‘bookwork’ or ‘creative accounting’, if you will, to account for this?

I will be happy to hear suggestions and look forward to entering the housing trap… I mean market.

14 responses so far

14 Responses to “Confused Average Australian”

  1. Jethroon 23 Jul 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Thought I would start this off. I assume these igures have been peaced together from a number of different sourses as quite oviously they do not work out mathmatecally.

  2. Marteenon 23 Jul 2008 at 2:46 pm

    You will find that using an average is not statistically accurate for data that is in any way skewed ie. non-normal. Home prices and salaries are perfect examples of non-normal data since only a few very high salaries/prices will influence your average and make it useless. Medians are more typcially used for such collections of data.

  3. Rob Bon 23 Jul 2008 at 4:05 pm

    While I agree with you Marteen I still believe the figures illistrate a systemic problem with the financial leveraging mentality of the citizens of this country and theit unrealistic view of attainable living standards.

  4. Reeeegitzon 23 Jul 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Once again I ask the question……………Is Jethro really Rambo??????????

  5. Cerveloon 24 Jul 2008 at 1:13 pm

    With an average income of only $58k/year it’s easy to see why so many people struggle and our country is full of bevans and bogans.

    Maybe we could turn the town of Bathurst into a concentration camp for all those who choose to wear flannies, thongs and drink VB…..oh wait….we do that every year.

  6. iamasmartman.comon 24 Jul 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Jethro, what language do you speak?
    Well well Marteeen may just be the smartest bus driver in the country or has he cut & paste his explanation from a math text?!
    Boring, your post once again confirms your status as the imbecile of the site!
    Reeeegitz, leave Sly alone.
    Cervelo, WELCOME. I could grow to like you!

  7. Cerveloon 24 Jul 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Thanks for the welcome iamasmartman.com, though sorry to disappoint you…i’m not GAY!

  8. iamasmartman.comon 25 Jul 2008 at 5:17 pm

    That’s OK Cervelo, but it would have been nice to have some more diversity amongst the readership. The rest of us are hetero as well. All except the brothers Boring & Velcrap; they’re animal lovers if you know what I mean!

  9. Fat Simonon 28 Jul 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Not sure if you can include yourself amongst the hetero readership IASM since you’ve never had the chance to try it either way….

  10. iamasmartman.comon 28 Jul 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Fat One, I have a girlfriend who can attest to my heterosexuality. I’m not interested in trying homo. Thanks for the offer though.

  11. Fat Simonon 28 Jul 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I refer you to my earlier pizzling champ. Blow up “girlfriends” are a bit of a laugh for bucks nights, but they don’t count. Not even for someone with your unbelievably long list of short-comings.

  12. iamasmartman.comon 28 Jul 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Simple Fat One, She is not a blow up girlfriend. She’s real & beautiful!
    Sorry to rub your big fat nose in another aspect of my great life! Let me guess…you’re an overweight, beer drinking, cigarette smoking, problem gambler whose fat bevan wife left him & you spend your spare hours being bitter & twisted & wonder what could have been??!?? How close am I loser??

  13. Fat Simonon 28 Jul 2008 at 1:56 pm

    You got 3 right champ, I’m an overweight, beer drinking, problem gambler. I used to spend a portion of my spare time wondering what I could have been. Then you came along and made me realise how good I actually am in every conceivable area of my personal and professional lives.

    Thanks for setting such a low benchmark for us all….

  14. iamasmartman.comon 28 Jul 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Fat Simple One, a front foot defense. Well played.

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