Jun 17 2008
Congratulations Tiger
A big congrats goes to Tiger Woods for winning the 2008 US Open. I really thought Aussie Geoff Ogilvy was a great chance today in the final round but he was unable to control his nerve and post a decent score for the Tiger to chase.
Tiger is just such a special golfer it really gives me the shits. His form in the third round was ordinary but the bloke can just find a way to get the up and down from anywhere. It is just uncanny. The chip-in got me, anyone can sink one or two real special putts in a round but to pull off a chip from the rough that was clearly going to be long and have it drop in the second bounce is just amazing.
A special note goes to Rocco Mediate who will put up a brave fight in a few hours time but rest assured he is 100% absolutely ZERO chance to win. I learnt a long time ago to be weary of the wounded golfer and tomorrow (this morning as you read this) the world is going to find out that that statement has never be truer.
If you want to make a quick $300,000 run as fast as you can and put $1 million on Tiger to win. It is the easiest money you will EVER make.
Unfortunately I only had $86.42 in my account so all that (barring the 42cents) has been put on the ‘Uncanny Tiger’ at $1.33 for a return of $114.38.
Kick son, kick for all your worth!!
Looks to me like this was a bit closer than you thought it would be. But a win is a win.
He is an incredible athlete & role model.
I appreciate all your congratulations…………….”do I like golf…….I don’t mind a chop!” Tiger circa 1998…………………
Centrelink Office Conversation
A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the counter and said,
‘Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.’
The worker behind the counter said, ‘Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard
for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.’
The guy, wide-eyed, said, ‘You’re bullshittin’ me!’
The Centerlink worker said, ‘Yeah, well . . . you started it.’
Did you get this story from “a friend”………
HAHA good one. You have hit the nail on the head here.
Great Rob B like my joke………………………………………………………………………..