Comments on: Congratulations Tiger

By: tiger

tiger — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:01:56 +0000

Great Rob B like my joke………………………………………………………………………..

By: Rob B

Rob B — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:56:05 +0000

HAHA good one. You have hit the nail on the head here.

By: tiger

tiger — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:12:29 +0000

Did you get this story from “a friend”………

By: iamasmartman.com

iamasmartman.com — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:08:57 +0000

Centrelink Office Conversation
A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the counter and said,
‘Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.’

The worker behind the counter said, ‘Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard
for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.

You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.’

The guy, wide-eyed, said, ‘You’re bullshittin’ me!’

The Centerlink worker said, ‘Yeah, well . . . you started it.’

By: tiger

tiger — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:10:34 +0000

I appreciate all your congratulations…………….”do I like golf…….I don’t mind a chop!” Tiger circa 1998…………………

By: iamasmartman.com

iamasmartman.com — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:34:08 +0000

He is an incredible athlete & role model.

By: Rob B

Rob B — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:28:40 +0000

Looks to me like this was a bit closer than you thought it would be. But a win is a win.