Feb 14 2010
D-Day of death (update)
It nearly proved to be the case. A slight mix up with the grim reaper nearly had me gooooonnnnee but he realised his mistake before I opened up a can of whip ass on him. After an unanticipated day in hospital I was released under my own recognisance to further survive without the massive hospital bills.
Word to those who have never had their wisdom teeth removed. It freaking sux. I sit here now three days after the event wondering when the hell I will ever be able to chew anything ever again.
After sucking down scrambled eggs and anything else I can think of that has the consistency of cow turd for the last 3 days I have had enough. Tonight I tried some vegemite toast with the crust cut off. To my surprise I am now in excruciating pain and am wondering how the grim reaper can be called back into action.
Help me, I need suggestions for food I can eat without chewing.
you don’t need to chew beer……
try pumpkin soup…..and add some cement……….
Surely you can blend some of your famous crumbed lamb cutlets?
Hope you are feeling ok Shirvy.
Just have those protein shakes that they use as meal replacements, althought Tiger does make sense with the cement comment