Feb 11 2010
D-Day of death
Well today is the big day. After 2 months of ‘the toothache of death’ (good name for a band) I am off to have my four wisdom teeth yanked. Thanks to my genes I have the toughest jaw on the planet which will require a chisel to split each tooth in half before each halve is yanked.
Again, due to toughness the doctor suggests I go under general aesthetic less I punch the living snot out of the nursing staff during the procedure if I were awake. As a result I must sign over the rights of this web site to the people for a short period.
As I write this I am looking at some general information on general anesthetics and from the sounds I am in for one whacky ride. Unconsciousness followed by euphoric high but my major concern was a little snippet I read as follows….
“To help control pain during and after surgery, your anaesthetist may give you strong painkillers. These can be injected through your cannula, or given as a suppository – a tablet inserted into your rectum (back passage).”
What the F#ck!!!!??? Does this mean while I am asleep some unknown creature may insert something somewhere?
Someone help me….
Live long and prosper
Good luck with the op
Thought you didn’t have any wisdom………………………teeth……….
Panadol Forte will be your new best friend, have you got icepacks too….
Also please don’t pretend someone hasn’t inserted something somewhere while you have been asleep already…………..how many times have you passed out with dubious acquaintences still in your house after a nice of festivities
“after a nice of festivities”
Whoops, not sure what you are trying to say there mate.
I meant to say…rob b is a deadset knob…..
ah, now it makes sense
you know it does