Whilst it was brief I think you will agree it was most successful going ‘UNDEFEATED’ for the whole night against you niffs. At many points throughout the evening I made each of you look like amateurs in the night with my brutal combos of grenade, flash, flash grenade burst fire and finally grenade. Pardon my french but at some point of the evening you were each my personal bltch on several occasions.

Moments of the night

a) Fatup giving a verbal lambasting of some poor kid who took the whole thing pretty well and we giggled for the next 20 minutes. Add ‘Howlett’ he is a good kid.
b) Me slaughtering Tupawz then hearing him ‘dob’ my position to Fatup and Bartek for unsuccessful retribution
c) Fatup with the VERY LAST KILLof the whole night finding BARTEK camping under the water fall and slitting his roasted marshmallow swallowing throat

Oh I giggled

How do we arrange it so we are on random teams (but in the same domination game) again as it adds some spice to the whole thing?

Regards,

Shirvo ‘the Domin8tor’ Jones

PS Not sure how I will go for a game tonight but maybe later on again

PPS Marteeeen where are you

If you feel sorry for Matthew Newton you are a putz of EPIC proportions. Some of you may have noticed I like to call people niffs but in this instance niff is to weak putz is more appropriate.

Sometimes in life people take awesome opportunities at success and just flush it down the dunny, no better example is more prevalent than this idiot.

• First he was with Brooke Satchwell (not my cup of tea but she is alright) he assaults her and please guilty to common assault.

• Next he is with Rachel Taylor who is hot as all hell and does the same to her.

• Next he breaks the order not to communicate with her

• Next he assaults some other poor bugger.

• Next a cabbie

• Next some bar staff and police officers in Miami

• Then some poor hotel worker cops a pizzling

After all this there are people still out there saying “oh poor Matthew”…. give me a break.

Then there are the people saying poor Bert and Patty. On this one I am not 100%, in my opinion the above behavioural issues could be attributed to poor parenting in childhood. Kids who are allowed to run free and always allowed to get their own way very much grow into the dregs of society like the above examples. But not having known the Newtons or this tool when he was a kid it is difficult to say.

The other option is he has just become an arrogant, self entitled piece of crap that believes in his mind people should just do what he wants when he wants.

Regardless, this dude is a tool! I can’t believe he has made it this far without a street attitude adjustment, especially someone who is as dweeby and looks like this clown, but perhaps this is what privilege breeds.

One thing is for sure jail will give him an attitude adjustment and perhaps this is all that will make him realise the world is not his version of an oyster.

Another good reason not to pick him is that NZ are rubbish and we smash them every time we play them at anything but particularly rugby league, so why would we not let this rubbish sporting country have a half decent player to at least make the contest close.

Australia winning every ANZAC test is not the spectacle it could be. If the Kiwis could actually put up a fight I guarantee the game would get a much larger following and perhaps steal a few AFL supporters whose game lacks any sort of decent representative football at all.

Would James Tamou mean that the Kiwis would win? Probably not but if we keep poaching their best and brightest prospects the game will continue to lack decent international competition.

Can anyone really blame me?

Delta you have somehow charmed me into watching ‘The Voice’ and am finding myself happy when you are on… or another attractive contestant is on, but wanting to punch the screen at the overly shown replays and other nameless show filler. Be warned your show is now on series link so I can fast forward the boring bits to ensure I get nothing but Delta and singing. But if you don’t keep me entertained young lady I will drop you like a Scud.

I have got to ask you while I am at it … what is the go with those judges on the Voice with you?

1. You have Seal who is a one hit wonder that sounded rubbish at the Logies the other night (Sorry Seal but it is true). I also don’t get why chicks dig him as I don’t reckon he is good looking at all… but hey chicks are FREAKS!

2. 1/2 of Good Charlotte… don’t know which one it is and don’t much care. Not that there is anything wrong with their music but it sounds like a lolly pop that has been pulled out of someones ass.

3. Keith Urban. a dirty rotten Kiwi need I say anymore?

Between the four of you you have let several top singers through to the keeper and chosen as my Dad would have put it ‘some tuneless bastards’. I am not sure about the blind girl you chose last night either, she sounded ordinary tonight in some other footage I have seen on her.

Anyway, call me

The fact that Brock’s loss has not been overturned to a no contest is a joke.

What will fix the situation is for Dana White to get on the phone to Brock Lesnar and Vince McMahon (if need be) to ensure Lesnar see’s out the final fight on his contract and achieves his rightful place at the top of the UFC Heavyweight division. I would be amazed if Brock is not crawling the walls thinking about this prospect at the moment and I for one can’t blame him.

I leave you with this….

@danawhite convince Brock finish his contract out and fight JDS for the title please!… it should have happened anyway

Brock Lesnar and Mark Calaway aka The Undertaker do have an off-screen dislike for each other which became highly publicized after the following Ariel Helwani UFC 121 interview with The Undertaker during which a ‘confrontation’ between Lesnar and Calaway occurred.

Whilst Undertakers match with Triple H at Wrestlemania is inside Hell in a Cell it would make more sense to me to involve Lesnar with the Undertaker V Triple H match than with John Cena’s and the Rocks match.

Will Brock Lesnar single handedly destroy The Undertakers streak?

Or will The Undertaker go on to be undefeated at 20 – 0

Sorry that is a bunch of bull. You make a decision to run for a seat to represent people for about 3 years. If things don’t work out TO BAD SO SAD!!. Unless you can provide evidence of illness you should be contracted to this job until the next election. Breech of contract should results in some sort of penalty, probably financial to the party who has changed their mind.

Currently the voters penalty for changing their minds is financial with the general public being forced to pay life long slush funds for the change of personnel… I really don’t see why it should not work both ways. Politicians who change their minds thus forcing bi-elections should have some sort of penalty enforced on them as a result.

The other day I was on the bus on the way into the city. At the time I got on it was not overly full but there were an old couple, presumably grand parents as they had a young toddler with them. They had sat themselves in the parents section which was fair enough at the time. Between me and the old couple were a disabled / elderly person seat, another normal seat and my seat.

A stop or two later a young lady gets on and sits in front of me. She doesn’t scoot on over to the window side but just sits on the aisle side.

Two stops later a young couple get on with two kids one of them in a pram and they take the other parents seat.

Next stop heaps of people get on and the bus starts to fill up.

Stop after that another couple with two children get on with another pram. At this point the mother of the newly boarded couple requested that the elderly couple move somewhere else as they have a pram. The elderly couple are fine with this and find a seat just behind me for the thee of them so all is good at this stage.

The next stop another couple with pram get on along with some elderly people. Everyone in the area makes sure that everyone who needs a seat has a seat and is safely accommodate ….. well everyone except this slut bitch that sat down on the aisle side her seat. At this stage all the seats are full (cept one) and the young father of one of the pram parents is forced to stand near his kids right where this bitch has plunked herself. All she had to do was move over and he could have sat down. I offered my seat to this bloke but he said he wanted to stay near his kids.

I can’t believe this bitch, how is she totally oblivious to what is going on? She did not have headphones in her ears and was definitely not blind. These sort of people shit me to tears. The other thing I noticed about her was that she was quite good looking and would definitely have been worth a trundle but just like a certain percentage of the ‘pretty people’ ranks she seemed to think she was better than everyone else. Think what you like you plastic fake piece of crap – all I would do for you is give you a backhander and some advice on SMARTENING UP BITCH!!