Jun 08 2009
Flight Attendants Attack
News.com.au recently published an article about what annoys flight attendants when dealing with passengers. Well excuse me you delicate genius’s I didn’t mean to get in the way of your precious career.
Some of their complaints are
“One of the most annoying things passengers do is not closing the lavatory door,”
Well excuse me precious I didn’t realise the Queen was on board.
“Asking one flight attendant for a drink and before they get back with it, asking another flight attendant for the same drink, is bad news,”
Yes, I am sure you hadn’t taken 20 freakin minutes to get the drink in the first place. The poor passenger probably just thought you had forgotten them, as QUITE OFTEN HAPPENS!!!!
“Passengers tap me to get my attention but then don’t give me eye contact when talking to me,”
What, because you are so ugly that we can barely even look in your general direction you get upset? Get over it loser.
“The worst is when people bring a heavy bag onboard, then tell me that they can’t lift it overhead because of a bad back. Lifting your bag into the overhead bin is not, nor has it ever been, part of my job description. Honestly, I don’t know what bothers me more, the fact that a passenger will come on-board and expect me to lift their bag, or the fact that they actually get upset when I won’t lift the bag,”
You are a bag jockey! get it through your head Bo Gumbo.
“There’d be so many people who’d just throw things on the floor right in the middle of the cabin, such as newspapers they’ve finished with or rubbish,”
If we throw it in the aisle we know you will get rid of it. Pure and simple.
“Trying to sit in our crew rest seats, which are sacred to us, is a very bad idea,”
ooooo the precious crew chairs, don’t disturb the delicate crew.
Get off your chair and your KEISTER AND GET MY DRINK you lazy sods!!!!!!
“Unless you’ve actually been invited into the galley (it does happen), you do not step onto the floor for any length of time,”
Soooo Sorry for stepping onto the floor of the galley. Just trying to squeeze past all you lazy good for nothing attendants gossiping about who George Clooney is sticking this week!
I appreciate that your job is not all that glamorous even though you do get dressed up pretty well for it. If you really don’t like it perhaps you should consider a career where your customers as more considerate… prostitution.
Wow you realy have a problem with hosties don’t you. I dont like the meals at all but other than that I have no real complaints.
You are a little rude to be attacking people like this. I hope some of them find out who you are and treat you accordingly next time you fly.
I suppose they complain to the pilots about turbulance too.
I think you need to apologise to all the non-Qantas hosties out there SJ. I fly Virgin more often than not and they are always very friendly and helpful. Qantas hosties however, scowl at you for daring to get on the plane and cause them to have to get up at all.
Spot on champ. I do not like flying and the air hostesses do not make it an enjoyable experience.
Next bank workers will be whining about all the annoying customers coming in trying to make deposits and withdrawals.
Stop complaining about people SJ. They are just doing their job.