Jan 01 2008
Forrest Gump
The original not a smart man. His ability to run fast, act like a complete simplton and fall ass backwards into money is something I admire greatly. Welcome Forrest, You are home.
The below trailer is an interesting take on what it would have been like if Forrest was just a tad darker. I think I would have liked it.

Hey don’t forget he’s also the guy who taught Elvis how to dance.
He was also one of the first major investors in the apple computer company.
He didnt stick any of the chicks on the park bench, the guy is a Failure.