Jul 09 2008

Google Maps and GPS

Published by SJ at 10:03 pm under General

Thanks for nothing you useless bits of so-called technology. Apparently you niffs don’t know the difference between a road and a freaking dirt road. Both Google Maps and Tom Tom Navigator think that the Fitzroy Developmental road is suitable to drive on in a two wheel drive sedan. Rest assured dear reader, it is not. Well not if has recently been raining.

I have also found that dirt roads with the term ‘developmental’ in them are not conducive to the supply of much needed petrol stations.

My arse is also frightfully sore from the pounding it took….

If any of you niffers know how to update Tom Tom 6 navigator to avoid the dirt track please feel free to pass on this knowledge. Because I think the Tom Tom can be adjusted I will spare it from the following spay.

Dear Google,

You are a useless bunch of self important niffers!! If I were not receiving a substantial income from your advertising on this web site I would sue you and your map making morons. Steer me wrong again and you will receive a search request on directions for “my fist to meet your faces”. After that I will request directions to “your heart” and yes, I will stipulate dirt tracks only!!

Regards,

Notasmartman

7 responses so far

7 Responses to “Google Maps and GPS”

  1. # iamasmartman.comon 10 Jul 2008 at 9:06 am

    Hero, are you sure your sore arse didn’t take it’s frightful pounding from your BBQ buddy in retaliation from the reach around assault you gave him and then conveniently passed it off as the Heimlich Manoeuvre?

  2. # iamasmartman.comon 10 Jul 2008 at 10:21 pm

    Where are you losers? Who’s on-line tonight?

  3. # Velcroon 11 Jul 2008 at 8:14 am

    Should we vote on who the looser is….

  4. # tigeron 11 Jul 2008 at 11:56 am

    Velcro…from what I’ve heard you are definately ‘looser’ …that’s the word on Oxford St anyway……..

  5. # Velcroon 11 Jul 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Stick to selling mobile phones tiger. You need the commission to fund your debt riddled life

  6. # iamasmartman.comon 11 Jul 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Velcrap, the Tigress has destroyed you!
    Tigress, what type of mobile phones do you sell? I just got an i-phone and it is brilliant.

  7. # tigeron 14 Jul 2008 at 8:54 am

    Velcrap, I don’t sell them champ I manage the vast armies of people that do………….well that’s a simple enough explanation for you…….wouldn’t want to confuse you too much.

    But for once, you are correct on the debt front, I do have a lot and it’s all used on investments………..it’s called good debt………surely they covered this in some of the books you have read and parroted back to people as your advice/ideas.

    IASM….I-phone = I-phoney………..it will change the face of mobile phones forever, just based on the hype

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