Jan 04 2009
Graeme Smith = Soft
No not because he looks like he has swallowed 16 kG of fairy floss recently (even though he does).
It is because he snapped his 5th metacarpal yesterday to a sensational Mitchell Johnson cutter and it looks as though he won’t play any further role in the match. He even has a cast on his hand. What a pansy!
Now before you start sooking and whinging at me I speak about this injury with intimate knowledge. I too have snapped this same bone and in no way would I have let it stop me batting for my country. Smith’s bone just looked cracked and didn’t seem to be displaced at all. My baby was snapped and resulted in a bulge that still exists on my hand to this day. I also went off to hospital to get it checked out but still had the testicular fortitude to show up for my club cricket the very next day. I even took a catch from a smashed cover drive with said snapped hand. It hurt a little but hard is hard.
Open a dictionary and next to hard you will see a picture of SJ.
Next to ‘soft-boiled-egg’ you will see a picture of fairy floss resembling Graeme Smith.
You ok mate? You allright?
That said, the Atlanta Falcons lost and cost me my most awesome bet. Even worse the Indianapolis Colts lost to a team haling from some niffy joint called San Diego. San Diego? Sounds like a place where some sort of homosexual called Diego hangs out.
SJ, you & your entire audience (except me) are soft low-life losers. Harden up & learn compassion at the same time loser!
Are you sure you want your picture beside HARD in the dictionary SJ? It’s good to get some relief every now and then too….you know….go soft every so often
Will have to catch you kids later, I’ve got a warm up session with Ana Ivanovic. She asked for a few pointers….i’ve got one in mind
Velcrap, you are the biggest liar on the internet!!
Dad was at the tennis & didn’t say anything about seeing a Damir Dokic lookalike in a Yellow Cabs uniform sweating up the practice courts!
Not to sure your break would be comparable to Smith’s. I am sure an elite athlete would have the commitment to play if he could. I doubt your mental toughness would be in the same league as Smith’s.
The chicken was shit at the tennis. I should have known your Dad was there dipstick!
SJ – Is this the reason for your shaking?
SKUNK, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED TO CUT OUT THOSE COMMENTS!!!!!
You have been warned not to tell lies and be such a dickhead but that doesn’t stop you!!!
I do NOT lie!!!
Hey Skunk how’s your health? Ever caught a virus?????
Come on Skunk I know you’ve visited the site….why are you not making comments.
Nighty night, Love Trojan
Anyone else looking to dance?
IASM, how sad are you, posting to your own post………loser…….
Sorry I cannot reply to any more posts as I have been eradicated. You really have me terrified macramé boy.
Did I have you even a little scared Skunk????
Tigress, do I need to cut & paste your numerous double posts?
You are frightening dipstick!
Just for your benefit, that IS sarcasm. I have noted from previous posts that you are unaware of what that may be.