Feb 26 2009

Guerilla Niffers

Published by SJ at 6:31 am under General

I had the misfortune last night to flick the TV over to channel 10 where I caught the tale end of a show called ‘Guerrilla Gardeners’. What an absolute pile of dog turd this show is. In fact I would venture as far to say that anyone on the show, filming the show, associated with the show or even likes the show should be wiped off the face of the planet. It may seem extreme but if I see these glorified graffiti artists destroying anything in my travels I will launch my car or fists at them with lethal intent to end their miserable existence. These dregs of society and anyone who goes along with them are, I believe, the main problem with society and the sooner and out of control bus takes them out the better.

Where do these derelict druggos come by the opinion that what they are doing improves anything?

I notice at the end of the show where a Volkswagen beetle was cut in half and turned into two separate flower boxes that one of the niffs had the forethought to secure the car wheels “so no drunks push it out into the street after a game of football or something”. Gee thanks for thinking of us mate but all you have done is make it harder for the pore old council workers to drag your dog turd art onto the back of a garbage truck.

Here’s a thought you half arsed artists, go home sit at the end of your bed, have a long think about the oxygen you have stolen from us during your pitiful existence and paint the walls and roof of your bedroom with your own blood courtesy of a 357 magnum shot through the skull. That would be a work of art to behold you bunch of niff nuffs!

5 responses so far

5 Responses to “Guerilla Niffers”

  1. Jethroon 26 Feb 2009 at 1:00 pm

    It sounds like you dont like the show.

    I dont mind it myself. Especialy the blonde chick with the big tits

  2. Fat Simonon 26 Feb 2009 at 3:22 pm

    I haven’t watched myself, but it looks like they’re doing some nice work. If the council got their staff to cut into their 8 hour cigarette breaks and do some work for once then maybe this wouldn’t be necessary.

    I can’t pinpoint exactly what it was, but Jethro’s post has left me more inclined to watch next week.

  3. Rob Bon 26 Feb 2009 at 3:34 pm

    “I believe, the main problem with society and the sooner and out of control bus takes them out the better.”

    You couldn’t be further from reality. These are the sort of people who keep life livable. They are not into all the greed and other terrible type behaviour that is the main stay in this day and age. Culture should be further encouraged by the government. If the government spent more money on culture and the arts we would be far better off than wasting it on tunnels and more roads to get clogged up.

  4. Fat Simonon 26 Feb 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Hey SJ, I see Michael Clarke has saved the day yet again after we were 3 for nothing. We still have one seat left on the bandwagon…..

    ———–

    Did you see the pitiful way he got out? Oh no, thats right, you (the second richest man in the world) won’t spring for foxtel so you can watch the cricket live.

    Clarke looked terrible and got out in a woeful manner. He should have scored a big century on this occasion but yet again his weak mind cost him and the team!

    Marcus North for Australian Captain!!

    SJ

  5. Fat Simonon 27 Feb 2009 at 10:28 am

    Grasp away champ, maybe you’ll get one of those straws at some point. He and Punter saved our arses yet again.

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