Aug 05 2010

I have a stalker

Published by SJ at 9:14 pm under General

The is this chick that is stalking me at the moment. Its a little awkward.

Have any of you got any ideas how I can let her down gently?

18 responses so far

18 Responses to “I have a stalker”

  1. # Krustyon 05 Aug 2010 at 9:19 pm

    I have two ideas that have popped into my head.

    1. Ask if you can use her bikini bottoms as dental floss.

    2. show her a picture of me and tell her it is you, that should scare her off.

  2. # Velcroon 05 Aug 2010 at 10:35 pm

    “Dirty Sanchez”

  3. # Iamasmartmanon 06 Aug 2010 at 6:23 am

    That’s BS. She would NEVER EVER be interested in you.
    I saw a girl that looked a lot like her on my run this morning & she was definitely checking me out.

  4. # Krustyon 06 Aug 2010 at 9:05 am

    On your milk run?

  5. # Nathan of Adelaideon 06 Aug 2010 at 9:15 am

    lol @ Iamasmallman yes she was checking you out. She was checking you were not going to try and rob her you moron.

    The only people who would check you out would be other men with some sort of weird Asian/BBQ chook fetish.

  6. # Iamasmartmanon 06 Aug 2010 at 12:00 pm

    NOTHIN, YOU A RACIST PIG!

  7. # Nathan of Adelaideon 06 Aug 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Say it to my face you sack of shit. I am in Sydney tomorrow where do you want to meet, same place as last time?

  8. # Trent from Punchbowlon 06 Aug 2010 at 1:28 pm

    IamaDEADman would be peeing his pants right about now.

  9. # Trent from Punchbowlon 06 Aug 2010 at 1:28 pm

    and that chick is hot! why do you not like her?

  10. # Iamasmartmanon 06 Aug 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Nothin, same place? You must mean your imagination. Give up trying. I won’t go in that disturbing place for all the rice in China! Anyway they’d be no room for me with you, Bent, Twinkie and the Fat One already there.
    Bent, quit the fantasy.

  11. # Iamasmartmanon 06 Aug 2010 at 1:44 pm

    I forgot to mention that your imagination would also have the naked oiled up Broncos in there as well.

  12. # Trent from Punchbowlon 06 Aug 2010 at 3:12 pm

    TO SCARED!

    What a back down from a girly loser

  13. # Fat Simonon 06 Aug 2010 at 3:25 pm

    An image that’s helped you have a few pleasant “times on your own” no doubt IASM…..

  14. # Krustyon 06 Aug 2010 at 4:33 pm

    I heard a rumour that she was stalking Velcro as well.

  15. # Woody (I live in a swamp I put up signs)on 07 Aug 2010 at 7:06 am

    She looks a lot like the russian girl who sends me an email every 2-3 days telling me how much she wants to meet me. If i could just send some money for airfares

  16. # Iamasmartmanon 08 Aug 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Woodless, as much as i think you deserve it and it would certainly give us all a good laugh I will tell you anyway….. that is a scam you imbecile!

  17. # Nathan of Adelaideon 09 Aug 2010 at 11:32 am

    Look who is still on here chirping, Iamamoronman. To gutless to show up champ? Probably a smart move which is surprising from someone who is so clearly a moron.

  18. # Woody (I live in a swamp I put up signs)on 09 Aug 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Shit wish you had told me that before i gave her your mums credit card and banking details! But then again having seen the inside of your house I’m sure you can afford it. Now shush or I’ll change my mind about letting you stay on this site.

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply