Jun 28 2009
It’s a No-Death
The next celebrity no-death is upon us and I am afraid that these whack jobs are going to make the last major no-death look like a picnic.
“What is this moron on about?” you may ask.
Well, for years as a young fella I heard rumours that Elvis Presley was alive and well. I even recall seeing some sort of ‘documentary’ on channel 7 trying to track down the king of rock n roll. People from all over the world and all walks of life would look you dead pan in the eyes and tell you that Elvis was alive and even possibly a contract agent for the United States Government. BLAH idiots.
I predict a simular phenomenon in the years to come as a result of the Michael Jackson death. I can think of a few reasons as to why people will suggest he faked his own death.
- He was so sick of his celebrity that he wanted to leave that life
- He was in so much debt that he knew his death would avoid all money problems
- He wanted to pursue a career as a jockey in Mexico
- He was a contract killer for the CIA and at the age of 5 assassinated JFK (not as silly as it sounds)
Regardless there will be a whole industry of people trying to make money from this no-death and as usual they will probably succeed.
Any other thoughts on the matter?
Trust you to come up with a terrible story like that. I don’t think this will happen, to much proof he is dead.
Now he’s gone where are we going to draw on our inspiration for baby names? MJ was so good a naming babies. A good one was naming a girl Michael, and my personal fav – Blanket
Crap, you don’t need a celebrity to help you think of ‘Hippo-Junior’ do you!!
If suckers are willing to pay there will be a market……….supply=demand
IASM, are you speaking at MJs funeral service…………….or where you his personal doctor.
He looks pretty dead and the fact there have been 2 autopsy’s is going to be pretty hard to dispute. But he is whacko jacko!
I am not a doctor you idiot Tigger!