Jun 30 2008

Lleyton Announcement

Published by SJ at 10:25 pm under General

Here we are once again at a major opportunity in Lleyton Hewitt’s career and I can tell you already that he is not up to it. The fact he has announced the upcoming birth of his new baby to me shows he has no belief in himself or his ability to win against Federer. I am sorry to say Australia pins its hopes to someone not up to the job. Facts are facts and that is the case. I will sit back and watch my $10 turn into a massive $10.50, however on an annual basis that is better than the bank and safer than houses.

Whilst I would give my left testicle to have an ounce of Lleyton’s ability (or money) I find I am constantly thinking to myself during his matches that I could out-strategise his opponent with his ability every single time. He constantly demonstrates one of the weakest sporting minds going in world sport.

People have given the great white shark a pizzling over the last week due to his expectations of a private wedding, some of them even attacking his career. For tournaments won and dollars returned the shark remains one of the best returning sportsmen on the planet leaving Ley Ley a distant nine hundred thousandth.

Not to take anything away from Roger Federer, the bloke is just top form and has a sporting mind that Lleyton would just dream about. He just seems to be able to do the maths mid point and realise that a hard cross court is gonna be enough to put him off balance for the straight drive you are planning next shot. Go Roger I just wish I could secure better odds about you!

9 responses so far

9 Responses to “Lleyton Announcement”

  1. Velcroon 01 Jul 2008 at 8:14 am

    You’re dead right SJ. I think Lleyton’s career started to take a nose dive somewhere around the time he decided to marry that hot handbag of his at the opera house.

    Funnily enough…Lleyton was the last Wimbledon champ before Roger. But watching him last night he was light years away from being a champ again.

    Stick to making babies Lleyton….at least you’re good at that.

  2. Rob Bon 01 Jul 2008 at 11:01 am

    Another hatchet job attacking a great Australian sportsman. Lleyton has a great sporting mind in my opinion, he just doesn’t quite achieve Federer’s level.

    I look forward to IASM ignorant response…

  3. tigeron 01 Jul 2008 at 12:17 pm

    I agree with Rob B on this……..Ley Ley’s passion is what sport is all about.

  4. Rob Bon 01 Jul 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Whoooa, I can’t believe someone agrees with me. Thank you Tiger

  5. tigeron 01 Jul 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Sorry Rob B I was actually taking the piss………..

  6. iamasmartman.comon 01 Jul 2008 at 9:30 pm

    SJ, your negativity is sickening. Rather than see the good in people, you continually put them down. Particularly Australian tall poppies. Your attitude is typical of a loser bevan. You think everyone else is wrong. ….What losers they are hey?….. Making millions of dollars a year playing sport & happily married to a beautiful young starlet. What a dumb idiot he must be?? Why isn’t he as clever as you?? Why can’t he scrape by making a living out of a pitiful website visited by pitiful scum (except me.) Why don’t you go and get fatter & angrier you lowlife bevan!!
    Seriously, why don’t you stop criticising the world & start making it a better place? Get out & do some charity work or something.
    Rob B, Velcrap is funnier & more interesting than you!!….3…2…1… Stop the fight!

  7. Rob Bon 02 Jul 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Once again you contribute nothing iasm. i am not concerned about or your little opinion as you are the negative one, not me or the author.

  8. Marteeenon 03 Jul 2008 at 4:28 pm

    I see that Federererer extended his unbeaten run of grass court thrashings to 63 wins after opening a can of whipass for Ley Ley to swallow. He is good at what he does but Federer (and others like Sampras) is just too good, in every possible way. He deserves everthing he has though, except for perhaps the hot crumpet hanging off his arm all the time.

  9. Reeeegitzon 03 Jul 2008 at 5:03 pm

    His thing is a POG Marteen! What are you talking about?

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