Apr 21 2009
Lunch time options continued
As per a previous discussion on this page where I lamented my lunchtime meal boredom I have come across some interesting new lunch time options for you to consider. Please note you may die or get horribly sick eating these.
1. Scallop Butty
White bread buttered with butter & peanut butter on it. You then whack a “just out of the deep fry” potato scallop in the middle, add some salt and enjoy.
Whilst it doesn’t sound to good give it a trundle before you knock it.
2. The McReef-N-Beef
Purchase a Quarter Pounder from McDonalds.
Purchase a Fillet-O-Fish from McDonalds.
Open the Quarter Pounder up, put the Fillet-O-Fish inside and close the burger back up and squash together. Have not tried it yet but apparently it “goes all right”.
3. Chips and Vinegar
This is not all that creative but it is something I had not tried for a long time. For a change ask for some chips from the fish and chip shop and get some vinegar put on them. Not bad darts.
4. Beetroot Special
A subtle variation on the world famous peanut butter sandwich is the peanut butter and beetroot sandwich. This sounds like a bad combination but again what is pleasant to the ear and what is pleasant to the taste are quite often different so if you have some left over beetroot whack some of that on a peanut butter sandwich and enjoy.
5. The Pie Burger
Invented by a diesel fitter many years ago to maximise food intake over a short smoko break. Purchase a hamburger, open it up and stick a meat pie in there, squirt in some tomato sauce, close it back up and have a napkin nearby. She a bit messy.
What other weird and wonderful lunchtime combos have we got?
Try subsituting the pie’s in your creations for a sausage roll – alot less messy.
Also all of them lack bacon, bacon is vital in combating lunchtime boredom. Use a bacon double cheeseburger as the base of the mcreef and beef or if M’D's don’t have that then use a whaler from HJ’s.
I’m sure they’re great if you like the taste of grease & fat….BRW triathlon on this weekend, will have to pass SJ
Maybe try deep frying the pie burger for an extra kick.
The scallop butty doesn’t sound all that bad. Not sure about the rest of them though, they sound pretty unhealthy.
Penut butter and beatroot. That sounds gros as I can imagine. I always have vinega on my chips when i by them.
Jerkthro, I know your spelling is usually faultless but you got the last 2 letters of your 1st word incorrect!
Two slices of fresh baked bread lightly buttered, ΒΌ inch thick slice of hot roast beef with horseradish sauce and salad. Oh baby!
In the winter: A cup of hot chocoate and buttered toast dip in it.
Last, I like iamasmartman tied to two juicy railroad tracks and left for the 5:00AM express. Scrumptious!
So your real name is the “5am express” hey you homosexual Punchy? Thanks but no thanks for the offer offer.
IASM, How come you have not been boasting about your show on the ABC. I have been laughing my tits off, I guess you have been saving all your best material for it instead of giving us a laugh here.
I divested of that investment some time ago thanks Krusty.
I thought the Rubiks Cube episode would have been better than it was.