Nov 22 2007

Mandatory Voting

Published by SJ at 3:00 pm under General

I don’t care who you vote for in Saturdays election, as long as you don’t vote for the following reasons.

Voting for X because I like his personality better
Voting for X because he deserves a go
Voting for X because he will have an affect on interest rates
Voting for X because my parents are
Voting for X for moral reasons

If you intend voting on any of the above reasons please do the honourable thing and cast a Donkey Vote. You are risking the selection of a government based on absolute NIFF reasons and I suggest that if voting were not mandatory in Australia, you would not be voting.

The only real reason anyone should vote……?

Vote for the party who can promise the cheapest beer.

13 responses so far

13 Responses to “Mandatory Voting”

  1. # Tunksyon 22 Nov 2007 at 4:15 pm

    I don’t know who my candidates are but if there are any chicks they won’t by getting my vote

  2. # Rob Bon 22 Nov 2007 at 4:40 pm

    The only reason you don’t want people to vote on personality is because little Johnny has none! Kevin Rudd does deserve a bloody go, I reckon you’ve got it mixed up here

  3. # Tunksyon 22 Nov 2007 at 4:56 pm

    Obviously Rob B is trying to stire up the Reeee Niff call

  4. # Tunksyon 22 Nov 2007 at 4:58 pm

    That’s the Reeeegitz Niff Call

  5. # Rob Bon 22 Nov 2007 at 5:03 pm

    No mate just having my say on the blog. I don’t have any issues with anyone

  6. # Reeeegitzon 22 Nov 2007 at 6:06 pm

    OK. Its confirmed, Rob B is a niff!

  7. # Woody (to me Elvis never left the building)on 23 Nov 2007 at 7:09 am

    i keep telling you guys fuck beer buy a still and make 12 liters of spirit for under $25 inc GST a week & sell half of it for $50 that leaves you drinking for free and money to punt with

  8. # Rob Bon 23 Nov 2007 at 11:45 am

    You liberal voters are all the same. Why don’t Reeeegitz and Tunksy wake up to what JH has done to this country. Culturally we are far worse off and his absolute refusal to sign on to Kyoto is a disgrace!!

  9. # Tunksyon 23 Nov 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Rob B – I don’t know about Reeeegitz, but I’m a swinger, evn with my voting. I was just stating that Reeeegitz would confirm your Niff status because of your comments – which he has!

  10. # Rob Bon 23 Nov 2007 at 2:33 pm

    I would be upset but I am not sure what a niff is. Sticks and stones mate!

  11. # Hank Eon 23 Nov 2007 at 3:26 pm

    Who would vote for a guy that licks is lips every 2 seconds….you watch Rudd….watch the little guy lick….Go Johnny.

  12. # Reeeegitzon 24 Nov 2007 at 9:51 am

    You still ok Rob B? You ok mate?

  13. # Reeeegitzon 24 Nov 2007 at 9:59 am

    I am with you Hank! His mouth looks like a cats arse!

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