Dec 21 2009
Merry Global Warming
I am loving the current freeze across the greater northern hemisphere proving once again that the marketing morons who invented the term ‘global warming’ were just a little off key. Luckily they have recently fired the less culpable version of ‘climate change’ at us with minimal effect, as proven with the definite waste of time / money that was the Copenhagen conference.
You ok people trapped in airports trying to get home from Copenhagen? You alright guys? Hope you are not to hot stuck in the unseasonably warm airports.
Another issue I have for the apparent 90% of population who are global warming pundits is the seemingly inordinate amount of Christmas lights I see in my travels this festive season. Hello!? Santa Freakin Claus, do you not realise that your pretty little lights are plunging the Maldives into total obliteration? Yes, you are destroying the planet with your Christmas cheer.
Do us all a favour, smash the lights, burn the styrofoam santa, try to replant the tree, eat the pig raw and send the kids presents to Outer Mongolia for the struggling Ninjas of this world you selfish world destroyers.
Burning the santa would add to global warming so I see wholes in your plan.
I must admit I am still sceptical on the idea of global warming although my gut says that pumping heat into the atmosphere must go somewhere. It cant just disappear. On the other hand the earth does go through cycles of heat and cooling – for instance we have had ice ages in the past which would be the opposite of global warming. I for one blame the mammoths for the ice ages. Luckily they are extinct now.
Nothing is cooler than ninjas, nothing!
SJ, I don’t think marketing gets the blame for global warning…….first scientists then the media should be the target of your rage…….oh and from what I hear you after an Angry Angus burger is also a significant contributor to global warming………another cup of tea vicor????