Jan 29 2008

One side of the story

Published by SJ at 5:23 am under General

Shane Warne seems to get into trouble at the drop of a hat and now Wayne Carey has been arrested and blamed (in the media) for an incident. Apparently the women (more than one) involved are totally blameless in the incident and Wayne is obviously a sex crazed maniac who should be locked up with the key thrown away.

Wayne’s work colleague at radio station 3AW Neil Mitchell has even suggested that Wayne should be fired if the police charge him. WOW so all you have to do is be charged and you should be fired from your job. I can hardly wait to see what happens at Neil’s next morning tea birthday cake celebration, hopefully Wayne will still be there.

But if you can get fired for being charged surely there are a whole generation of people out there who have been fired? Seems a bit off target …. but….. well maybe this is actually happening. I have a friend who is currently unemployed and told me that he quit. I think I can now safely assume he was arrested by the feds and charged with stealing a playboy. The new rule is, innocent until proven charged.

Why is it always the Wayne’s, Shane’s and Blaine’s that have their sexvendture’s shamelessly spread across the front pages of papers across the country? I want to hear more about the Paris “its not a dam ice cream cone” Hilton’s of this world. I am sure Bronwyn Bishop, Amanda Vanstone and others are just as guilty as the next schmuck of some of these accusations.

What about you? Who would you like to see sprawled across the news paper being “guilty” of a sex scandal?

I have a juicy little tale about Al Bundy (Ed O’Neil) and Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate). Apparently Peg wasn’t the only one getting Daddy’s attention, if you know what I mean. Oh yes.

Sorry I am legally bound and not allowed to write about it here….

15 responses so far

15 Responses to “One side of the story”

  1. # Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)on 29 Jan 2008 at 6:42 am

    head line “IASM.com LOSES VIRGINITY”

  2. # Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)on 29 Jan 2008 at 6:46 am

    Or “IASM FOUND DEAD WITH BELT AROUND NECK LATEST VICTIM OF AUTO-EROCTIC ASPHYXIATION”

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    I was hoping to hear scandals involving desirable people….. not to say he is not hot, but personality is a major part of the laws of attraction.

    SJ

  3. # Velcroon 29 Jan 2008 at 8:00 am

    Maybe the Aust cricketers wives should have a sex scandal?? Wouldn’t be a shortage of participants there.

    Headlines: SIMONE TAKES ONE FOR THE TEAM

    LARA SLAMED IN A BINGLE

  4. # Rob Bon 29 Jan 2008 at 1:14 pm

    “Lara slammed in Bingle” catchy but not really sure what it means.

    Amanda Vanstone in a sex scandal? That is not something I want to think about!

    I like the new page header.

  5. # Krustyon 29 Jan 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Here is something that will brighten your day. Open up google and type in “find Chuck Norris” then hit I’m feeling lucky.

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    I like it. Keep the gold coming.

    SJ

  6. # Rob Bon 29 Jan 2008 at 3:39 pm

    That google thing doesn’t find any pages!! way to waste my time Krusty.

  7. # Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)on 29 Jan 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Like it Krusty put a smile on my dial

  8. # Rob Bon 29 Jan 2008 at 4:05 pm

    What, what am I missing my page doesn’t come up with anything. Dammit are you guys using Microsoft Internet Explore? or some other browser?

  9. # Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)on 29 Jan 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Mozzila…. are you clicking the “I’m feeling lucky” button?

  10. # Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)on 29 Jan 2008 at 4:17 pm

    sorry that’s Mozilla

  11. # Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)on 29 Jan 2008 at 4:20 pm

    and make sure you read the search result very carefully even if it appears that your search returned nothing

  12. # Doctoron 29 Jan 2008 at 4:41 pm

    SJ – the new header takes off 50lbs, was the photo taken when you were 12?

    As for sex scandals, I would like to see evidence (footage) of the ‘alleged’ rematch (later that evening after the Championship Ball) between Maria and Ana when they played strip tennis – now thats what I call a sport.

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    Thank you for your thoughts on the Maria and Ana match.

    SJ

  13. # Krustyon 29 Jan 2008 at 6:46 pm

    I was using Internet Explorer for the Chuck Norris joke

  14. # iamasmartman.comon 29 Jan 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Woody, your waist belt is probably so tight that it’s giving you an erection you adipose imbecile! When are you going to lose your humour virginity? I’m yet to see any.

    Rob B, you’re an idiot.

    Doctor, I’d pay to see that match & then donate to the SJ bank!

    SJ, I must say that you are not how I had pictured you!! Yes I had gathered that you were obese but I hadn’t counted on you being downright hideously ugly as well!! Even your friend sepia couldn’t mask your grotesque features. How do YOU get so many ladies? Do bevan chicks go for porcine creatures with Elvis sideburns, beak noses, creepy eyes & tiny baby mouths?? Are you blessed with other horse body parts to go with your horse face?

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    I am starting to think that I know you in real life. Are you the guy that sits three cubicles down from me who always goes into the ladies to pee?

    SJ

  15. # Rob Bon 30 Jan 2008 at 9:43 am

    whoops a bit embarrasing, I can see what you were talking about now. quite funny. Sorry about the misunderstanding.

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