Apr 23 2009

Over the Rainbow

Published by SJ at 4:47 am under General

Had an interesting experience yesterday. The day in the office was totally crap with slap in the face after slap in the friggen face. After 15 years I am nearly ready to slap the bastards back but that is another story…. Deep breath… and… I am back.

Well, as crap as the day was I walked outside to the car to go home and as I did, I looked up at the sky and what in the world did I see? A bloody rainbow! and suddenly the bad day just washed away….. Well not really, but it was a pretty impressive rainbow, as far as rainbows go.

I noticed that this rainbow seemed to land in the general area I was headed so I thought I would see how close I could get to it, with a pot of gold in mind. As I was driving along looking at this freaking rainbow and I nearly hit a big freaking truck (or BFT to you). The thing that I found most interesting is just before I turned the wheel to avoid this truck I noticed as clear as day that I could see the rainbow between me and the truck, literally meters in front of me.

As I avoided the truck I realised that the pot of gold everyone goes on about isn’t really a pot of gold it is in actual fact a nugget. That nugget sat in my pants until I was able to get home!

Lesson to the uninitiated, don’t watch freaking rainbows when you drive, they are just optical illusions, watch the bloody road.

7 responses so far

7 Responses to “Over the Rainbow”

  1. # Rob Bon 23 Apr 2009 at 10:32 am

    Nice little tale. It went a little astray there at the end but I enjoyed the ride for a little while.

  2. # Trent from Punchbowlon 23 Apr 2009 at 1:17 pm

    To clarify. The “pot of gold” you refer to, is in actual fact poo in your pants. Is that a correct guess?

    Thank you for todays message, you clearly enjoy a ‘smoke’ every now and then.

  3. # Marteenon 23 Apr 2009 at 1:57 pm

    A nugget of purest IASM?

  4. # SJon 23 Apr 2009 at 2:35 pm

    The highest grade nugget of IASM Marteen. I enjoyed your nutty comment from yesterday and decided to try something similar today. May not have been my biggest hit but I laughed when writing it so I pleased one bastard.

  5. # Jethroon 23 Apr 2009 at 4:39 pm

    You arn’t making much sense at all today you should realy consentrate on writing stuff that is a bit easier to understand. Todays story was all over the place.

  6. # tigeron 23 Apr 2009 at 4:44 pm

    No IASM today.

    You guys nailed him….well done.

  7. # Krustyon 23 Apr 2009 at 8:48 pm

    How many personalities does IASM have, or should I just call him Lawrence..

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