I have discovered him! With the Negger’s age becoming a hindrance to his movie career I have decided he will be phased out in lieu of this younger new and improved version. To prove he has what it takes just have a look and see what he does to this piece of meat.

Outstanding.

He will be bach.

Drum roll……….

The winner is Tara!

I am not sure how but Tara has ruthlessly destroyed the field this year. Well done Tara!

To the rest of you… that was horocious!!

If not well they’re just liars then.

I must admit I like the jumper!

This is it! We are down to the final round 26 of the Notasmartman NRL Tipping Comp for 2011.

It has been a year of ups and downs for those that support the majority of teams in the comp but I think the top three have been pretty consistent all year and I still like the Bronco’s to get over the line for the Darren Lockyer fairytale finish.

Back to the tipping comp….

Round 26 is full of potential 50/50 chances and upsets galore. Just have a look at this.

We are left with 4 potential competition winners in line to take out the title. Lets take an in depth look at them shall we.

AJ
The challenge of long time competition leader AJ is tantamount to a dead duck. Effectively AJ will be required to tip all eight winners this round (as likely as Liz Hurley dumping Warney for me) and will also require competition leader Tara to get 3 points or less. Not likely.

Sporting Bet Odds = 12

Robert
The flamboyant Frenchman (who is actually of German decent) does have a reasonable for and against score which is good, but he also has to live with the stigma of his German heritage and if you read any history book you will find countless tales throughout history of German capitulation after capitulation. From World Cups to World War II the German’s are more famous for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than any other nation in the solar system. The ingredients are all the same and only one outcome is likely…. Another bitter defeat.

Sporting Bet Odds = 6

Tara
I have written a profile on Tara’s chances recently and quite frankly I am a little miffed she is still on top. I am stating to suspect some funny business is occurring and have been in contact with Optus to ensure that the tipping comp cannot be hacked. Optus have assured me the care little about my baseless suspicion and requested I not make contact with them again. It appears my hands are tied here.

Sporting Bet Odds = 3

Me
As last years competition winner it is my destiny to complete the running double and win the comp again. Just like the Queensland state of origin series I will leave my opponents wallowing in a swamp of utter bewilderment, purposelessness and total awe of my abilities with a computer, mouse and a dream.

Sporting Bet Odds = 1.60

*Bets will not be honoured.

Good luck

Ok everyone. Anderson Silva is about to face the last man to ever beat him in a fight. Yushin Okami stunned the world when, after Anderson Silva had knocked him out he was able to secure the disqualification victory.

To be fair Okami was knocked out by a freakish kick from the ground by the current UFC champ which was deemed illegal so whether you can say Okami beat Anderson Silva is open for debate. I think this is like saying Matt Hammil beat Jon Jones. While both decisions were correct I think it is pretty clear who was taking the beating.

As per nomral the $5 cover charge applies and we should be in for some engaging battles.

Other than the middleweight championship we will see Shogun Rua take on Forrest Griffin for the second time. The first time was an awesome fight and I expect nothing less this time.

We will also see Brendan Schaub looking to continue his streak of dominance in the heavyweight division against former champion and MMA stalwart Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira. Both like to stand and trade so it should be a bottler.

Official Fight Card

Main Card (From 11:00AM at my joint)

Middleweight Championship: Anderson Silva (c) vs. Yushin Okami
Light Heavyweight bout: Mauricio Rua vs. Forrest Griffin
Heavyweight bout: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Brendan Schaub
Lightweight bout: Edson Barboza vs. Ross Pearson
Light Heavyweight bout: Luiz Cane vs. Stanislav Nedkov

Preliminary Card (From 10:00AM Either Fuel TV or ONE HD)

Lightweight bout: Thiago Tavares vs. Spencer Fisher
Middleweight bout: Rousimar Palhares vs. Dan Miller

Preliminary Card (From 8:00AM on Facebook)

Welterweight bout: Paulo Thiago vs. David Mitchell[1]
Bantamweight bout: Raphael Assunção vs. Johnny Eduardo
Featherweight bout: Yuri Alcantara vs. Felipe Arantes
Bantamweight bout: Yves Jabouin vs. Ian Loveland
Welterweight bout: Erick Silva vs. Luis Ramos

They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.