Jan 15 2008
Pig?
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”
His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”
The man says: “I think you’ll find that I wasn’t talking to you.”
One of the best jokes ever!
I would expect this sort of dribble from other sites but you dissapoint me SJ. Please continue to put thought into your posts rather than forward old jokes that are not funny.
I laughed during each of the three times I read the joke….it just never gets old. Why did I read it three times? I am comitting it to memory to use as my standard icebreaker joke during job interviews.
Rob B is right on one count though – this blog is far from the usual thought provocing retoric you churn out.
PS Release the fatties cause nutsy is back in town. Dinner and drinks to celebrate stuff is required in the near future…and stuff….and that.
Just a comment – Rambo doesnt appear to be contributing much to your website SJ, what has become of him?
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Ramboo is busy promoting his new moofie. He will be back soon.
SJ
Marteeen, welcome aboard NASM.com. Some early words of advice from me here…. keep the “in” comments to a minimum so us “outsiders” can be involved. Otherwise I shall be forced to deal with you as I have dealt with many of your ilk and destroy you on-line! I must say my initial impression of you is that you are a fat lowbrow loser like most of the audience, all be it, with some evidence of a sense of humour. Prove me wrong!
SJ, reluctantly I must agree with Rob B (for boring.) To use a joke as a topic is a fairly languid effort.
I do however understand that if the website is not your full-time occupation then it is difficult. I struggle myself to handle both.
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Please refer your comment from Williams did his time and add comedy to my knowledge list.
Thank you
SJ
iamasmartman, thankyou for your comments, they are greatly appreciated. You are wrong on both counts – I dont have a sense of humour, nor am I fat. Infact I am the least funny person you will ever meet. And if you ever saw me sporting my mankini you would probably switch from the hetro world into that other world you fantasize about so often. Not sure what lowbrow means so I will let that one pass. Did you understand all of that, or was some of it too ‘in’ for you outsiders?
ABSOLUTE GOLD!! You know who you are!
Marteeenie tiny, ” least funny person you will ever meet ” That is a very outrageous statement considering that online I have already met Velcrap, Rob B (for Boring) and Simple!
Interesting that you’ve followed Krusty’s homophobic line of attack. It wouldn’t surprise me if you 2 were very good friends or even the same person!! Am I onto you Krusty?