Jun 02 2009

Pigs Disease

Published by SJ at 5:02 am under General

Ok it is time I had a whinge about swine flu. As it stands today, worldwide approximately 18,000 people have caught it with just over 100 being attributed with death because of it. Assuming that all of these deaths are caused by the flu itself that represents 0.66% of all cases. Not sure why I mention this, I just like to convert numbers into percentages…

I demand to know why this Pig Flu has been allowed to simmer?

Let the bastard go! With rising unemployment and increased borrowing I think it is time the world started to think outside the box. Just like the human brain, which allows the slower cells to be killed by alcohol I believe the world should leave their genetically weak to the proverbial wolves.

Yes, some old or weaker people may die even some close to me (or you) but it will be for the greater good of all. Not only that, millions will be saved in tax dollars stopping health officials running around with tissues trying to wipe the nose of those to stupid stay home.

Heck, even I could die. That thought may well please some of you but rest assured, the flu from swine is no match for the least smartest man walking the face of the earth and I promise, my rule will be long, cold and it will last for the rest of your lives!!

Good day to you~

9 responses so far

9 Responses to “Pigs Disease”

  1. # Rob Bon 02 Jun 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I don’t think this is the solution at all Adolf!

  2. # Velcroon 03 Jun 2009 at 8:39 am

    Why does anybody that has a sniffle at the moment claim it’s the swine flu? Every person i come across with a cold tells me it’s the swine flu and then gives that little strange awkward giggle.

    It’s not cool to have the swine flu people!

  3. # iamasmartmanon 03 Jun 2009 at 1:02 pm

    you probably have it Crap. After all you are a PIG!!!!
    3..2..1….Goodnight!!

  4. # Velcroon 03 Jun 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Gee you’re pulling out the big guns today aren’t you

    Why don’t you top it off by call me a nerd….that will really knock me out

    Q. Why did IASM cross the road?
    A. Because his d!ck was stuck up the chickens ar$e

  5. # iamasmartmanon 03 Jun 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Hey Crap, you are too stupid to be called a nerd.
    DOUBLE KNOCK-OUT!!!

  6. # Tunksyon 03 Jun 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Are you ok Velcro after that tirade?

  7. # iamasmartmanon 04 Jun 2009 at 9:26 am

    The Skunk has finally got sensible & is able to realise that I can NOT be beaten.
    Crap, time for you to smarten up!

  8. # Fat Simonon 04 Jun 2009 at 1:54 pm

    He’s got you Velcro, you really didn’t think that through at all.

    IASM is a virgin, so how could his d!ck be up the chicken’s ar$e…..even chickens have standards.

  9. # Velcroon 04 Jun 2009 at 7:13 pm

    I’m still in tears over the whole ordeal

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