Jul 05 2009
Predictions for the Week of July 6th
Andy Roddick will beat Federer in the final at Wimbledon making him cry on court one more time. This is a bold prediction that could pay dividends, Roddick is paying $6.50.
Casey Stoner to win in Laguna Seca. The second leg of my big return bet of the week. Roddick into Stoner KICK! 32-1 is tidy enough odds in a 2 leg bet surely.
Michael Jackons funeral will turn into a mad panic with many many people crushed to death in pandemonium as the body is torn to shreads by the fanatical fans alar Ayatollah Khomeini style.
I will finally recover from this hangover some time near Wednesday.
Lote Tuqiri will be outed as the man in the Humphrey suit. Apparently the ARU wanted him to stop and Lote refused.
Richard Wilkins will declare that Karl Stefenovic dead.
I will watch ‘the Hangover’ and concur that it is totally awesome!
The lead up to UFC 100 will prove to much and I will do another post about it.
A media outlet will declare house prices are going to skyrocket, this will be countered with a denial of such a phenomenon days later by a competing outlet.
Phil Gould will say the word ‘No’
I will purchase another useless electronic device on Ebay in yet another drunken stupor.
As a punishment for doing a ‘runner’on them Saturday night at least one of my friends will no show for UFC 100 rendering countless Corona’s undrunk.
Australian cyclist Cadel Evans will put a stick in the spokes of rival Lance Armstrong in an apparent attempt to show Armstrong that Karma is a BITCH!
Hasn’t started to well. Your Roddick prediction was close but not close enough. Casey Stoner has some sickness and can’t keep up either.
I would love to see your predictions come true….one of them is dead set certain to come true – the Megaman Pike. Hope you still have the receipt for the carton of Pepsi Max
That Michael Jackson prediction would be great. Natural selection would get rid of a certain percentage this world to stupid to stay alive. I hope it happens.
Stick in the spokes of Armstrong would be bloody enjoyable to.
Not of to a good start there champ. Although you were clsoe with the Rodick call he nearly won.
Phil Gould is a anoying clown
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