Comments on: Rules for the boys http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/ Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:59:29 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: » Carry Cash http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-250 » Carry Cash Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:48:44 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-250 [...] mentioned in the rules for the boy’s articles, rule 6 states that “I am not to be trifled with at meal times.” This includes sitting at the [...] [...] mentioned in the rules for the boy’s articles, rule 6 states that “I am not to be trifled with at meal times.” This includes sitting at the [...]

]]> By: Rob B http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-185 Rob B Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:49:11 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-185 I am sorry admin, Woody's rules are much better than yours. Especially 24. Keep up the good work Woody. ------------------ I agree Rob B, Woody is a prolific contributor that has clearly added to this blogs earning capabilities! SJ I am sorry admin, Woody’s rules are much better than yours. Especially 24. Keep up the good work Woody.

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I agree Rob B, Woody is a prolific contributor that has clearly added to this blogs earning capabilities!

SJ

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-184 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:03:00 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-184 25. You are never too busy at work to contribute to this forum. 25. You are never too busy at work to contribute to this forum.

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-183 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:47:23 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-183 24. A party is not a party unless there are at least 2 single, good looking, available girls in attendance even if everybody there is a couple(trust me this stirs up the married women something fierce and definently brings out their raunchy side). There must be a pole, bench top or table capable of having the girls dance on it. Pools and spas should be heated, don't worry about what it costs you it will be worth it, girls will not go naked in a pool at 2 am unless that water is hot, guys should wait 15 minutes before disrobing and joining the girls, don't seem over keen, towels should be soft and clean and your shower needs to be big enough to accommodate at least 3 of the girls at any 1 time, they will eventually get out of the pool/spa and we don't want them to stand around getting cold, they are not like us and will not think twice about sharing a good hot shower with another woman if it means she won't be cold(multiple shower heads people, just pay for the extra water stop being tight) There should be plenty of girl drinks, a party should never run out of Champagne, Midori, Kahlua or Vanilla Vodka. --------------- You are on fire Woody, I like it!! SJ 24. A party is not a party unless there are at least 2 single, good looking, available girls in attendance even if everybody there is a couple(trust me this stirs up the married women something fierce and definently brings out their raunchy side). There must be a pole, bench top or table capable of having the girls dance on it. Pools and spas should be heated, don’t worry about what it costs you it will be worth it, girls will not go naked in a pool at 2 am unless that water is hot, guys should wait 15 minutes before disrobing and joining the girls, don’t seem over keen, towels should be soft and clean and your shower needs to be big enough to accommodate at least 3 of the girls at any 1 time, they will eventually get out of the pool/spa and we don’t want them to stand around getting cold, they are not like us and will not think twice about sharing a good hot shower with another woman if it means she won’t be cold(multiple shower heads people, just pay for the extra water stop being tight)
There should be plenty of girl drinks, a party should never run out of Champagne, Midori, Kahlua or Vanilla Vodka.

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You are on fire Woody, I like it!!

SJ

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-182 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:27:53 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-182 23. The theme for any fancy dress party should leave the girls no choice but to wear costumes that leave plenty of flesh exposed and more as the night goes on. I know there are lots of obvious ones but a James Bond theme night is a good one. (think of all the scantily clad bond girls and bikinis that you have seen in those movies) 23. The theme for any fancy dress party should leave the girls no choice but to wear costumes that leave plenty of flesh exposed and more as the night goes on. I know there are lots of obvious ones but a James Bond theme night is a good one. (think of all the scantily clad bond girls and bikinis that you have seen in those movies)

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-181 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:52:46 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-181 22. When you borrow my car, the change in the center console is not for you to use at the toll booth or to pay for a newspaper or top up your TAB account. I know its there I left it there and expect it to be there the next time I'm a little short at the end of the week. 22. When you borrow my car, the change in the center console is not for you to use at the toll booth or to pay for a newspaper or top up your TAB account. I know its there I left it there and expect it to be there the next time I’m a little short at the end of the week.

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-180 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:49:49 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-180 21. Don't play with the radio station in my car while I am in the vehicle. I don't care what you like listening to it is my car! If you borrow my car and change the channel then put it back to where it was before you bloody well return my car. 21. Don’t play with the radio station in my car while I am in the vehicle. I don’t care what you like listening to it is my car! If you borrow my car and change the channel then put it back to where it was before you bloody well return my car.

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-179 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:45:19 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-179 20. The air con in my car stays on! If it is too cold just adjust the knob to heat the air a little don't turn my compressor off even if I wind down the bloody window. If you adjust my air vent position while driving put them back to where I left them. 20. The air con in my car stays on! If it is too cold just adjust the knob to heat the air a little don’t turn my compressor off even if I wind down the bloody window. If you adjust my air vent position while driving put them back to where I left them.

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-178 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:41:56 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-178 19. Don't ask me how much a six horse trifecta costs...... if you don't know, can't do the maths yourself & need to pick that many horses get an $85 trifecta home, it has no chance in the first place & you should just buy an extra shout with the money rather than give it to TAB share holders 19. Don’t ask me how much a six horse trifecta costs…… if you don’t know, can’t do the maths yourself & need to pick that many horses get an $85 trifecta home, it has no chance in the first place & you should just buy an extra shout with the money rather than give it to TAB share holders

]]> By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) http://www.notasmartman.com/rules-for-the-boys/comment-page-1/#comment-177 Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:37:24 +0000 http://www.notasmartman.com/?p=39#comment-177 18. If I back a horse at odds longer than $10 & it wins, don't bitch & say how the f@&k did you pick that, after I gave you fair warning that I was backing it! Just accept humbly that at that point in time I was a better punter than you & in the time it takes to get to the next race you will have the chance to prove otherwise. 18. If I back a horse at odds longer than $10 & it wins, don’t bitch & say how the f@&k did you pick that, after I gave you fair warning that I was backing it! Just accept humbly that at that point in time I was a better punter than you & in the time it takes to get to the next race you will have the chance to prove otherwise.

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