Feb 24 2009
Schedule of Fun
All right you niffers, here is a list of upcoming sporting events that should be of interest to you. Start planning the next 2 months of your lives around these dates or I will plan a free trip to the morgue for each and every one of you!
This Saturday – 28th February
Silver Slipper Day
7th March – SUPER SATURDAY
Chipping Norton Stakes
Newmarket Handicap
Cadbury Guineas
Australian Cup
8th March
UFC 96 – Quiton “Rampage” Jackson V “The Dean of Mean” Keith Jardine
14th March
Randwick Guineas
21st March
Coolmore Classic & Ravnet Stakes
22nd March
Clipsal 500
28th March
Rosehill Guineas
DAY AT TRACK
29th March
Australian F1 GP
4th April
Golden Slipper
11th April
Australian AJC Derby
18th April
Doncaster Handicap
19th April
NZ V8 Supercars round.
UFC 97 – Anderson Silva V Thailes Laites
25th April
Sydney Cup
26th April
Bahrain F1 GP

I have my tickets and flights organised for Clipsal.
IASM’s PA has so generously booked us all a corporate box to each of these events. To reserve your place please give her a call (02) 9389 4816
What is happening this weekend (Feb 28 not March 28) Shirvo? I know you like to organise things in advance.
THAT IS NOT MY PA’s NUMBER !!!
You don’t have a PA, loser….that is your mums number…and we all know why Velcro has it.
IASM has been done again……all too frequent and all too predictable…find another site IASM and leave ours you are more boring than rob b…….
Listen to me Tigger! Unfortunately for you, you are as stupid as you are brave. You’re the only one brave enough or stupid enough to take me on!!!
More gold from Tiger!