Aug 03 2008
Seek And Destroy – UFC87
Well only a week away from another exciting Ultimate Fighting Championship in UFC87 Seek And Destroy. I am really looking forward to the event and especially looking forward to the top 3 fights on the card in……
Welterweight Championship bout: Georges St. Pierre vs. Jon Fitch
World title fights sell themselves really but this one is definitely pretty even. St. Pierre’s name may sound a bitt poofy but rest assured this guy can fight the game and Jon Fitch ain’t no soft on either. After 8 fights in the UFC Fitch is still undefeated (a record) and I don’t think he is planning on coming home a loser. No idea who will win but it will be a war!
Lightweight bout: Kenny Florian vs. Roger Huerta
Another sooksy sounding name in Florian but his elbows have actually been surgically enhanced and incorporate steel plates to ensure he has the advantage in the elbow strike department. Huerta does exactly what his name suggests, he’s gonna get you in that cage, wait for them to lock it and then he’s gonna HURT-YA!!!
Heavyweight bout: Brock Lesnar vs. Heath Herring
Former armature wrestler and WWE heavy weight champion Lesnar steps into the cage again with much anticipation. He faces a tough challenge in the likes of Heath Herring who came within a bee’s willy of beating current UFC heavyweight champion Nogueira not so long ago. I am not sure how Herring expects to win but I can’t see it being by KO. Lesnars head is huge and he has pretty good concussion coping abilities as the attached botched move from his professional wrestling days shows. He jumps from the top rope, lands on his head and was still able to continue to work the match… freak.
SJ, you turn your readers off when you insist on running these seld-indulgent topics of pure violence. Listen to us & stop the fighting & gambling posts. None of us care about these stupid subjects.
If you need to comment on fighting, why don’t you discuss Wushu. I will then be able to add some expert commentary that your readers will be interested in. FYI I’m level 8 Shaolin Kung Fu.
WRONG Kung Fu Panda….none of us are interested in your pink belt in dung punching.
I actually am interested in this IASM. It is you none of us are interested in and we all wushu would leave.
I have decided to definately get this event, you have been talking about them for so long I figured I should give it a try. It better be worth it!
That was a smackdown of IASM.com
Today’s quality of comebacks is exceptional. I am impressed. I particularly enjoyed Rob’s play on “Wushu.” Good job. It’s a shame that your sudden discovery of humour has coincided with your turn to violence.
I am not sure where violence has been mentioned.
We just wish you stop attacking everyone. If you are as frustrating in real life as you are on this website then we pity this aberration of a girlfriend you speak of.
Time to dislodge the chip there mate. Its only weighing you down.
Backflip Bob, you have previously supported me on my abhorrence of gratuitous violence. This, in conjunction with your strong stance against racism, had led me to believe that you had a level of morality not shared by your bevan colleagues. Unfortunately it appears that your weakness of character has allowed you to be influenced by this website.
My girlfriend & friends are not bevans & consequently there is no need for me to berate them in an attempt to instigate some change for the better in their lives!
I HATE your WWF wrestling rubbish Shirvy but i love UFC. Are we watching it at your place or PDs?
Hey iamasmartman you don’t own a rundown paint shop & play Rugby League do you?
Typical Megabevan. It doesn’t surprise me that this site’s “owner” associates with you socially. You probably collect your centrelink payments together.
What are you talking about with the paint shop remark? We own several industrial sites, but no paint shops. I don’t play rugby league but I do watch it. Our family business is heavily involved with sponsorship etc. Why do you ask?
Modern wushu is composed of two disciplines: taolu (套路; forms) and sanda (散打; sparring) [2]. Taolu forms are similar to gymnastics and involve martial art patterns and maneuvers for which competitors are judged and given points according to specific rules.
Expert commentary on chinese gymnastics……… Just what we need iamadumbniff.com! Next time you choose to lie about being an expert in some form of fighting, try not to pick some butt-munching shit called wussyou. Oops, I mean wushu.
Life advice provided by “Bagwhan Reeeegitz” level 2 in Tai Chi and Oragami.
Realbiggutz, ……IDIOT you are!!!! Wikipedia is about as reputable as you! do you even understand where you info is derived??
You understand nothing of wushu. I am willing to teach you though. I’ll teach you what it can do to a fat bevan loser if they should ever put me in a position where I need to defend myself. Please please please put me in that position. Get to Sydney this weekend & find out.
Sorry to disappoint champ, but i do not put males in “that” position! If you want some of that action, then i suggest you visit some of your best buddies down at Oxford street.
3…2…1…Goodnight!
So you only put females in a position where they need to defend themselves do you?? A wife-beater hey? That doesn’t surprise me with your kind. You probably get all pumped up eating KFC watching UFC & then want to punch on with the “missus!!”
……3..2…1…Goodnight Loser!!! Had enough pal? I’ll give you points for trying, but you’re a little out of your league here.
Ahhhh the same old boring drivel you nerdy little geek. Next time you are in Brissy give me a holler and I will treat you like a fortune cookie from your home town. Snap you in two, take what little you have to offer from inside and throw whats left in the trash where you belong.
Checkmate loser!
“Same old boring drivel?” Did I sting there crybaby? My comments were all original. I’m not Woody!
Recycling old fortune cooky jokes is the best you’ve got hey?
Double Checkmate Lord loser!!
Sorry if I was a bit harsh Realbiggutz. I actually enjoyed the exchange. You may not be as dumb as you 1st appeared!
Iamadipshit I believe you recycled something I used against you on another site and were caught out badly. This by your own admission.
Guilty as charged!
Woodless, you have a memory like a ….. like a …. what is it….?…oh yes a big FAT ELEPHANT!!!!
Realbiggutz DOWN & out,………
Rob B for Boring DOWN & out,……..
Woody DOWN & out………..
= IASMs record 3 & 0!!!!………..any takers out there…… who wants the next verbal dance?
I get more competition on heaps of other sites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
Is this you Velcrap?