Mar 05 2009

Sharks a lot

Published by SJ at 7:37 am under General

I feel sorry for all victims of Shark attacks. It must be a terrible blood curdling experience and one I hope to never go through. In the next breath I don’t think there is anything that can or should be to stop these attacks.

I look at it this way. Sharks live in the water, humans live on land. Every once in a while some of us who venture into their world are killed or maimed. I take it as a lesson to the rest of us that it is their world. I also think that certain people should be dropped out in the middle of a known shark area as punishment for their life crimes. People like

Child molesters
Serial killers
The cast of Guerrilla Gardeners
Vic Hislop
Ashton Simms

If we fed the sharks a few dregs of society perhaps they would leave the rest of us alone. They may not taste too good.

I was amused last week at attacks against the NSW state government for not providing a suitable warning system against shark attacks. I wonder if these people ever think before they speak? Or is it just another case of verbal diarrhoea prevalent in so many bleeding hearts these days.

I am happy to see TWO different suggestions from you.

1. Who else should we take out to sea for shark fodder?
2. Explain your design for an early warning shark attack system

Go!

7 responses so far

7 Responses to “Sharks a lot”

  1. Tunksyon 05 Mar 2009 at 12:50 pm

    1. Dipstick
    2. Dipstick

  2. Rob Bon 05 Mar 2009 at 1:44 pm

    The fact that you think it is funny to kill people deliberately because they have committed a crime is terrible. While funny sometimes I find your humour borderline morbid.

    Please stop these sort of posts

  3. Tunksyon 05 Mar 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Shut up BORING!

  4. Trent from Punchbowlon 05 Mar 2009 at 2:50 pm

    I reckon that Rob B would be worth chuckin out in the water i mean what a bloody wet blanket. When they were handing out courage you were stuck in the line for extra old woman.

    Others for the Sharks are those pricks who started those bush fires

  5. Fat Simonon 05 Mar 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Shark nets are no guarantee & if you go in you take the chance that you may get eaten. Amazing how our minds are now conditioned to working. Our first thought is to look for someone to blame. Another example of the modern litigious society where people are no longer prepared to accept responsibility for themselves or their actions.

    I have a few nominations for shark fodder. You will note a recurring entry – I’m worried that even the sharks won’t want him:

    - Anthony Mundine.
    - The entire Broncos organisation with the exception of Lockyer. His defense will no doubt hand the Eels a few tries again this year.
    - Anthony Mundine.
    - Anyone involved in producing “reality TV”, & anyone who watches the crap. That means you Megaman.
    - Anthony Mundine.
    - Rob B.
    - Mel and Kochie.
    - Any chick who deliberately keeps having kids just so she can get her hands on more of my tax money. Those who have been wronged by blokes not wanting to take responsibility are welcome to the cash, but these other skanks should have the kids taken away & be forced to look after themselves.

  6. iamasmartman.comon 05 Mar 2009 at 8:22 pm

    A few surprises in the selections of the Fat One & a surprising dose of humor in his post as well.
    My nominations;
    Business partners who deny that the partnership exists.
    Tigger.
    Crap’s mother & the the gang that included his father.
    Skunk’s doctor.

  7. iamasmartman.comon 05 Mar 2009 at 9:28 pm

    My nominations;
    Fat One
    Skunk
    Tigger
    Crap’s Mum & the gang his father took turns with.

    PS: Fat One, your post has surprised me with the nominees & the empathy & humour!

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