May 10 2008
Signs that you watch to much…
- Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.
- In your resume under experience you write, “I’m the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be”
- You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.
- You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots…
- You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the “Four Horsemen” sign.
- You begin to shake someone’s hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd’s response.
- You get into a real fight and you blade.
- You do the “Flair Strut” into a meeting at work…
- When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is “Wooooooooo!”…
- You are at work and accidentally slip and fall against a table or chair and wonder if you should “blade”…
- You go to shake someone’s hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say “Woooooooo!”….
- Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, you accuse them of being disloyal to the company that made them a star.
- You flex in front of every mirror.
- You and your friends develop a secret hand signal.
- You chokeslam your cat.
- You rack your neighbor’s dog.
- You tell your cat “Meow one more time, and you can forget the ‘Fancy Feast’man, ’cause I’ll open up a can of ‘Whoop Ass’ and see how you like the taste of that!”
- You dream about splashing your boss from the top of your cubicle walls.
- You wake up in the morning rising from the dead like the Undertaker rather than just rolling out of bed
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it.
- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You suplex your kids to bed
- You walk around with a towel on your head and you wipe your feet on invisible mats before you enter any room
- You shatter your knee-cap giving your friend a Tombstone Piledriver on concrete
- You think John the Baptist Bladed.
- Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from “The Man”.
- Your first instinct was that Holyfield bled the hard way versus Tyson
- You keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches
- You buy your fat mother-in-law some yellow polka dot “Dusty Rhodes” shorts.
- A trip to the barber with your friends turns into a “hair vs. hair match”.
- Your loved one hits the switch at night and you attack, thinking it’s a “lights out Texas death match”.
- When a female says she’s going to put on her face and you expect Sting paint or a mask to be worn when they get back.
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- Whenever you pass through customs, you tell the Controller you are from “Parts Unknown”.
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- Someone at a party tells a funny joke and you accuse him of trying to get over.
- Out of nowhere, you kick your boss and give him the Stone Cold Stunner.
- You’re getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.
- You watch the news and wonder if the ‘extremely graphic images’ were done by blading, capsule or hardway.
maybe there should be a prize for guessing what that post is about
SJ, post a topic that verbose again & I will blade you!
Hey Velcrap, I see you’ve thrown in the towel on the “delayed release” topic. That’s the wisest move you’ve made you human excrement!
Look at the time this was posted……………how many rums, red wines and beers where in your blood stream SJ?