Nov 24 2008
Songs for the Sleepless
I have a problem. I must have done something wrong somewhere to someone because I couldn’t fall asleep if you dipped me in a tub of Rohypnol.
If I can get to sleep I am fine and you would typically need some sort of nuclear device to wake me. The issue for me is actually GETTING TO SLEEP. I have tried the following to no avail
Warm milk (just leaves a bad taste in your mouth)
Nock-the-topoff-it (doesn’t work for me)
Alcohol (can work but the amounts required may be excessive)
Exercise (not sure who thought this up but they were a niff)
Getting up early (yes lets wake up earlier to cause more tiredness)
Going to bed earlier (yes lets lie in bed tossing and turning longer)
Healthy diet (I tried this in 1997, tis for the birds)
Reading (just gets me think more)
Relaxing music (doesn’t work)
Watching TV (definitely doesn’t work)
I would be happy to hear from you people with suggestions to ease a tortured tired soul.
If you’re married try talking to your wife
Ba da boom tis. Vercs fires in with a great comment. Nothing like offending women to start off the conversation.
I think you need to consider the diet and exercise options again. There is a definite correlation between these two and sleep.
Rob B….Velcro is not offending ALL women ….only the married one’s………and that doesn’t count.
You are slow on the up take my son and I’m sure YOU have deeply offended SJ with you closing comments.
As usual I forgot to post my real comments after being sidetracked but niffness.
SJ, try this…..email Rob B….get his phone number and call him for a chat…..the boringness will have you sleeping like a baby in no time…………………………….
I’m still trying to work out who Vercs is…..Rob B may have just exposed a chink in his armour. Unmask yourself Rob B!
If he’s like others on this site he should leave his mask on…..definately leave the mask on!
Stillnox that way you get to sleep and exercise at the same time…. it’s unbelieveable stuff it was great when I was shift working, if that stuff won’t take you out nothing will
I wanna see somebody try and dip SJ into a tub of Rohypnol!!
Get a girlfriend and have heaps of sex Shirvy, you will be sleeping like a baby in no time.
Vercs has been unmasked by a comrade…..
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