Dec 12 2008
The Google Search go ahead
Yet another reason to make notasmartman.com your home page. Not only do you get a dose of insightful and important information each day, now you have the opportunity to do Google searches from this page as well. A staggering 68.37 percent of internet users have set Google as their home page, not its time to change up. Yes I think it is!
Use the search function in the top left hand side of the page and set notasmartman.com as your home page and I will personally send to you a check for $50 *cheques will not be honoured.
In other news my mate John Daly has made the news by smashing some limp wristed niffs camera. Apparently the limp wristed niff shoved the camera quite close to the wild things face and flashed a shot. Well, I am not sure about you but a close up unexpected flash from a camera can be pretty annoying. I think the limp wristed niff got off lightly with a smashed camera. Had it been me he would have had the enjoyment of receiving the full length of my driver up his clacker head first. I would have then proceeded to complete the round with the niff hanging off the club. Messy darts if you have a brand new $1200 Taylor Made R7 but happy days for my Maxfli bargain bin special with sky marks all over the bastard.
I like ‘Black Minx’ for the Gold Edition Plate in Brisbane
‘Actions’ in Race 3 in Toowoomba and
‘Royal Ida’ in Adelaide…. I think these 3 may get a place all up crack.
Get on or go home and sook….

I love the smell of a shameless plug in the morning.
SJ, I work in a rather open plan building and the sight of your face on my PC as a home page may….actually will….. effect my career.
I like your thinking though. When are the T-Shirts coming out? I fear you may have missed the xmas rush.
hmmm… I understand your position Tiger. Perhaps if I removed my face from Logo would that make it more suitable viewing?
Any suggestions as to what would represent ‘not a smart man’ better than me?
The T Shirts are a bust… I prefer something people would use other than for a toilet rag.
John Daly should be charge as a result of his behaviour. You can not attack other people or their property just because you are in a bad mood. It seems like this is just going to be swept under the rug but I don’t think it should be.
Good work on the google search. Though most browsers include this anyway.
Where is my $50?
SJ, Sorry maaaaate.
I love your face on my homepage.
I know you hate my T-Shirt idea, so here’s a real winner…..stubbie cooler!!!! C’mon, everyone knows most superstars make more money from the merch than from their principle talent…………………