Dec 22 2008
The next captain
greatest young cricketer for his generation and the killer, he is Australia’s next captain.
You seriously want this…
To represent Australian cricket?
News.com.au reported
Australian cricket vice-captain Michael Clarke has had the initials of bride-to-be Lara Bingle permanently etched into his bicep. The huge tattoo depicts a guardian angel sitting on a cross with the initials L.B. emblazoned at the top, near Clarke’s shoulder.
“I like tattoos. If I’m going to get one it has to be meaningful.”
A tough sticker wearing pussy has no place captaining Australia and I will be dammed if I am gonna sit idly by and let this limp wristed closet pillow biter ruin everything generations before him have built.
This is just the start.
we all know he is gay! Lara is just a cover I believe he flew out to meet iamadipshit.com at some tropical resort last night to pump out a few more runs
Absolute Gold Woody!!
I giggled audibly sitting at my desk reading this and my co-workers now think I am “strange”.
Can we frame that comment?…..It goes straight to the pool room
Like SJ I couldn’t stop laughing
I appreciate where you are coming from but it is time to embrace the new generation and Michael Clarke is going to be the next captain. You sound like my grand father!
The fact he has tattoo’s makes no difference to how he would perform in the job.
Trent I agree with you the Tat makes no difference to me either I just don’t think he has enough mental toughness to be the next captain,… a captain that is going to need to rebuild a team from the ground up the way they are currently playing. Lets hope that Ricky has time left in him so Clarke has time to harden up.
Beckham has been here and done that.
He is a wannabe beckham, end of story.
Woodless, is he “gay” like the guys that your wife innocently goes “dancing” with??? How is that sham going? You are sounding as bitter as Velcrap these days. How much are you regretting the time you spent drinking & gambling while you should have been hitting the treadmill instead. You morbidly obese bevan wife-losing loser!!! By the way Lara & Michael are very much in love. I’ve met them both at fundraisers. She is sweet.
Woodless, the irony of you discussing mental toughness is not lost on me. You & your type take the easy way out for everything in life & consequently get nowhere & add nothing to society!
SJ, I’m suggesting your antics today weren’t the watershed moment for your colleagues that you’re thinking!! Anyone who looks like you & whose job it is to run a pitiful website such as this epitomises STRANGE!
Trent, welcome aboard. It’s great to witness some lucid commentary for a change. Those other Grandpas wouldn’t no s…t from shampoo.
Velcrap, get back to work. We’re all sick of waiting too long for a cab as it is. We don’t need you spending half your life on line.
Tigress, you are a waste of space.
Don’t worry about my wife mate I have her under control unlike your own string of broken relationships. How is the rash on your knob going these days? are you using better lube these days?
Iamadipshit.com as we have never met the rest of your barbs don’t count for much, if we are talking bitter and twisted then you should buy a mirror and take a long hard look at your self.
The only time you ever met Lara and Clarke was when they were carrying out a photo shoot for the charity that is sponsoring you and your family and she was paid to be sweet!
Is the shop still taking orders for xmas day chickens?
Tell your sister to bake a fresh batch of cookies I’ll be down your way over Christmas
Woodless, up early I see this morning….something on your mind hey??? She still not home???
FYI I am seeing someone at the moment & it’s going very well.
I would also add that this tat is the least of Australias problems when it comes to cricket.
IASM, what would you know about cricket, didn’t you sepnd your childhood indoors playing mahjong with your mummy………….how is your asthma going? did you end up replacing your coke bottle glasses with contacts and get those braces you so desperately needed.
Merry Christmas fuck nuckle…………
Tigress, I was educated at the most prestigious high school in Sydney & was the spinner in the 1st 11 for 3 years. I have also had private coaching from ex-test & sheffield shield players.
At least my family had enough empathy & financial stability to provide me with the braces. What a shame your Dad spent the orthodontists fees on Rum & Cola & left you looking like a fat bugs bunny with a glandular problem!!
David Boon was my dad……………..
“Was”…..Boonie is still alive you IDIOT!!!!!!
having paid sex with an island boy while on holidays Iamadipshit.com doesn’t count as “seeing someone” my guess is it will continue to go well as long as you keep paying…me love you long time.
He is not my natural father and my mum is now divorced from Boonie, hence the WAS.
So thanks for correcting me captain chopstick.
I don’t expect a response from you fo some time now IASM………so get thinking and lets see what you got…….bring it.
Wifeless, you are disgusting!!
Tigress, you are a racist pig!!
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Is that it IASM, hope Santa brings you a big box of come backs and a couple of teaspoons of cement!!
Hey dipstick – You say that this is a pitiful website. I thought you ran it. Are you saying you are pitiful? If not WE ALL ARE!
Now dipstick, we know your self prophesising is all in your own fantasy.
We ALL believe that you have met Lara and Michael and of course you had private coaching from ex-test & sheffield shield players. I certainy have NO DOUBT that you were the spinner in the 1st 11 for 3 years at your school, because the shit that you come up with here about how good you are, you must be a spinner.