Aug 23 2010
Top 10 things I don’t give a crap about this week
Matthew Newton.
Not sure why this weird looking child-man thinks he should be of any interest to me but rest assured dweeby nuthin brother you are NOT. Get off me screens crack whore.
The Stig
For some reason this is a massive world secret that just must be solved. Who cares. I could drive my 1984 KB Lazer round the test track seconds faster than this slow poke. Next!
No Fatties
A NIGHTCLUB in Canada has come under fire for posting a Facebook invitation for an upcoming event that specified: “No fat girls allowed”.
This part is actually GOLD.
The part I don’t care about are the whinging behemoths who think they should be allowed to go into this place. The same shit has been happening to blokes for generations via the old ‘not in those shoes’ technique. To fat so sad.
National Broadband Network
I would comment but my connection is to slow.
Princess Mary
Some gold digger who emigrated out of our country comes back to visit the plebs. Who cares. Disappear annoyance!
Labor Party blame game.
Far out! The election is not over and there is talk of a new leader and whose fault the bad campaign was. Ever heard of closed doors people?
Wyatt Roy
Yes he got elected and yes he is young. Who cares. The niff nuff will find out the hard way like everyone else does.
Roger Federer You tube movie.
Anyone who thinks this is real is dumber than poodle poo.
The Greens
Get away Bob Brown and your unshaven pogs of death.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr
It seems to me she is off the market. Lets move onto the next single hot chick we can email pictures of to Macquarrie Bank executives whose desks are in camera view.
I think the Matthew Newton issue should be reported very widely. He should be made an example of and it should be made clear to men everywhere that this sort of treatment of women is not acceptable.
The Federer movie is real. Go on you tube and find the movie that shows it all in slow motion. Shows it is clearly legit.
I have done the Federer trick myself. We simulated it in the tennis court at home on the weekend & it is relatively easy to do with practice.
Mat Newton is bad news.
Princess Mary is lovely. My sister had dinner with her.
I’m not surprised you are skilled with balls…………………………….knob
Iamadreamer
So your sister took time out as a “massage parlour” worker to have lunch with a princess?
Suits in with the rest of your fantasies I guess.
My congratulations to Jesinta Campbell for her 3rd place in the Miss Universe comp & condolonces to her for not winning the big one.
We still love you babe. Hope to see you back in Sydney modelling and partying again soon.
LMFAO………….your comments have gone from annoying to piss funny…….you are so happy in your little dream world aren’t you?????
Either you are talking to Nothin or you are cruisin for a bruisin Twinkiebell!
Can we find out which club that the fatties are going to now?
Gold velcro!!!!
IASM….I was talking to you buddy……