Jul 15 2010
Top 10 things I hate about America.
1. It is sooo far away from anywhere. Seriously why couldn’t they settle their country a little closer to everyone else.
2. In the hotel rooms they do not have fridges. If you want a cold drink at anytime during your stay it involves either money or a whole production of planning including advanced knowledge of said thirst, an ice bucket and ice + plus cooling time.
3. They drive on the wrong side of the road. It makes no sense that they chose to do this but they did, Niffs!
4. I can’t understand any of them. On TV they are very eloquent but you try and ask a US customs officer why he tipped your jocks out all over the conveyer belt during a “random” bag search and see if you can decipher the niff.
5. “Random” Bag searches. I have now been to the USA twice and had my bag ‘randomly’ searched three freakin times. Apparently my luggage is made out of lead.
6. Food. You hear America is a great place for food and home of the hamburger. Bull friggen crap I say. I have had better hamburgers from roadkill. I await the arrival of a Ney York strip so I will let you know if things improve but so far bubcass.
7. Tipping is so STUPID. How much? What for? When? To who? It is soooo awkward.
8. There money is all the same colour and nearly identical under pressure tipping situations. You end up tipping some niff nuff 20 dollars for opening a door for you.
9. Locations of convenient stores. The term convenient means nothing whatsoever. My first day here I recovered from the flights by walking around this big ass mall near my hotel. I walked literally kilometers from start to end, side to side and floor to floor and not one single store was a convenient store. Sure there were some good shops but you could not find a shop selling milk, bread, softdrinks, beer or any of the normal major food groups that is essential for basic survival. Well this specifically for Houston Texas. I feel like Bear Grylls trying to survive here.
10. The week I am here in Houston (or as I call it Hotston cause its apparently located on the surface of the sun) the Houston Astros have chosen to play all there games of baseball away from the city thus ruining my long time dream of watching a game of major league baseball live. Thanks Astro’s thanks mates.
Honourable mention. They use different holes in the wall for the electricity. Just niffy.
Right on here bud. Have been there and thought the same stuff about the food and tipping. Just very annoying.
Typical racist rant. Just because it is not against African Americans or people from Asia does not excuse you.
Racist PIG!
For the record I have been to the good old US of A many many times & have had no trouble finding a mini-fridge in my room you jumbo dumbo!
They were checking your underwear for Skid Missiles.
right on dude. right on you have split the arrow with this bitch
Krusty you can be a disgusting pig at times.
Why yes I can.
Well I am tiring of it.
Happy 200th Braith. You are a legend!
You do not know him. Stop pretending you are his best and only you fool!
I DO KNOW HIM!!!!!
I have sat beside him & his gorgeous partner at dinner. So stick that in your pipe & smoke it.
Was that in your chicken shop?
Get lost Krust.
He shouted it SJ so it must be true
Time for a nap Iamanamedropper? You sound tired
Jealous losers!
No answer to that I see!
……and the winner is IAMASMARTMAN.
Iasmartman please. You couldn’t win a kiss from your momma
Second prize would be two kisses.
To be fair Trent, his mum is normally too busy with Woody…..
Bent & the Fat One working together as a team hey? I thought you guys saved that for the mens toilets!
….3…2…1….Goodnight
Yes, we normally find you & your gay mates there and team up to beat the living suitcase out of you….
Iamanamedropper is not gay, but all his boyfriends are.
You have just contradicted yourself there you dimwit crust!
It is called a joke you halfwit.
Jokes are supposed to be funny you quarter wit!
I think it is funny that you are a pillow biter.
What does that mean you monkey brained fripwat?
You are a receiver of swollen goods.
Nothing to say Iamanamedropper? Are you too busy getting stuffed at the sausage factory?
Crust, NOBODY cares what you say. Me on the other hand….
Are you telling me you are nobody?
Stop it krusty you are killing me …… How long have you been sitting on that one!
Crust, I am so far from being a nobody that your statement is hilarious!
Woodless, don’t assume everyone sits on things just because you sat on your lard a.. while your wife was off with every good looking young guy in town!
Sorry iamanobody.com still laughing hard not hurt by you at all
Woody, Iamanamedropper.com is too busy being a sausage wallet to go out with women.
Woodless, your wife hurt you, not me. Deal with it!
Crust, what is a sausage wallet?
It is a term used to describe a vagina.
Crust, you are DISGUSTING!!!
Looks like I HAVE hurt Woodless! I don’t think he’ll be back again. Finally I’ve cleared this site of another loser.
Just too busy laughing my big fat guts out to reply to you iamanobody.com
Maniacal laughter I presume.