Jul 14 2008
Top ten things I haven’t missed
I have been away on business hence the lack of activity here. I have only just got back but thought you may be interested in the top 10 things I didn’t miss hearing about while away.
1. Angelina and her freaking twins. Who gives a flying fig, seriously why does anyone care. Angelina’s assassination may garner my interest.
2. Jana and her freaking injuries. As if it were not enough this pogg sooked the house down last Olympics now we have to see it all over. Jana DISAPEAR!!!!
3. The Iphone, my phone is better! End of argument!
4. Protesters sooking about Denis Ferguson. Listen mcbevans, keep a closer eye on your kids and shut the hell up or a paedophile will be the least of your worries
5. Shapelle Corby, she did it, she didn’t do it don’t matter. What she will do is serve the sentence.
6. World youth day. I don’t remember such a prestigious waste of taxpayer money when I was a youth. We only had Catholic church camp.
7. Grown homosexual men sooking about being raped by a priest at Catholic church camp. Admit it champ, you wanted it!
8. The pope, I see tonight he is shorter than our prime-minister making him officially a midget. I also notice he didn’t kiss the ground when he lands in a new country like the old pope. This disappoints me and I think we should wheel out the old pope ‘Weekend at Burnie’s’ to carry out this custom.
9. The price of fuel. If you don’t like it then get a pick and shovel and start digging. As the great Colonel (ret) Fletcher Prouty once suggested, “there is oil under every square inch of this planet, you just have to dig far enough to find it”. Spot on Fletch.
10. The Olympics. I have an interest in watching the mens 100m sprint final. The rest of it you can set on fire.
Not being a gadget man myself i struggle to come to terms with people forking out loads of cash for a phone. I really don’t care much for phones.
Hope you’re not suffering buyers remorse on your new phone SJ! Features on your phone are better than the iphone….but….it’s not an iphone.
It’s like showbag saying i’ve just bought a huge mansion with 15 bedrooms for all my relatives to live in when they arrive. It’s got 8 garages for me to keep my collection of stolen BMWs in and a swimming pool that the neighbours kids pee in.
Where did you buy your house showbag??……Oh, it’s in Redfern.
It’s like your phone…..functional, but not cool
SJ, hopefully your business trip involved some education on how to administer a valuable website.
In response your top 10;
1. I shall be reporting your murderous threat to the authorities.
2. Your “tall poppy” attitude is disgusting.
3. What’s the phone model?? You are an idiot! I recall you & a number of your bevan supporters criticising the iphone launch. Are you man enough to admit you were very very wrong!!
4. I agree
5. She is a bevan like you!
6. You don’t understand what we are trying to achieve with this.
7. This is a very insensitive statement.
8. You are disgraceful!
9. I agree
10. Loser!
WHAT features does SJs phone have that my iphone doesn’t?
Velcrap, your attempted anecdote was a lot like you….. senseless, humorless & racist!
The first 3 I totally agree with but I do find the pope jokes in poor taste.
You left big brother off the list for some reason.
Out of the whole list, that’s the one that offended you Rob B???
Have you returned for good this time Fat One? I have missed pizzling someone who actually puts up a decent fight!
More than likely IASM, although I’ll try to go easy on you this time around….
I’ll enjoy that, even “easy” will be more of a challenge than the token resistance you put up last time.
So did I put up a “decent fight” or a “token resistance”? Make your mind up champ.
PS. Shirvy, I don’t want to hear any more negative comments about Angelina. Say what you like about her kids, but don’t you dare attack her.
Settle down Fat One. Your token resistance was decent only when compared to the rest of the bevan audience!