Comments on: US Navy Destroys Satellite, why

By: Velcro

Velcro — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:29:25 +0000

Comments directed to your nationality??? I thought you called yourself Australian?

Or do you pick and choose your nationality depending on your mood? Hmm, today i’d like to be Swiss

Take a f*cking joke looser. Australians cop sh!t about rooting kangaroos everyday…..like water off a ducks back. You’re always so quick to play the racist card….if you give it, you’ve got to be able to take it sunshine. I’m sure they taught you that down at The Cross!

By: iamasmartman.com

iamasmartman.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:10:34 +0000

Velcrap, you never disappoint with your predictable circumscribable racist attacks!
Can you not learn from your fellow blue collar bevan colleagues & use some intelligent wit to razz me. They are doing a fine job without stuping to racist jibes?? eg Farteeen started it all & got me with the gasbag call, Krudsy topped it nicely with the Methane addition & then Woodless brought it home with the shit call. All well done!!
Velcrap, are you too dumb or too unhappy with your life to get past your prejudice??
Rabbit, if your dog garden comment is some how directed at me due to my nationality then I would be disappointed in you. In the past you have actually sounded quite intelligent (as far as dumb bevans go.) If I have misunderstood Rabbit , then I apologise.

By: Rabbit

Rabbit — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:49:44 +0000

Nice one Marteen, but you didn’t leave a job for SJ. I suspect he’ll be responsible for some sort of blinding flashbang that will cause us to shoot the rocket at our own satellites?

Velcro – maybe somebody needed it for their dog garden?

By: Velcro

Velcro — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:29:25 +0000

My dog went missing last week….you didn’t eat it did you?

By: iamasmartman.com

iamasmartman.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:20:45 +0000

Well done to most of you today on the humour front. Unfortunately it’s been at MY expense. Even so, it has been enjoyable. Marteeen, thanks for adding some humour to the site.
To the witless wonders Velcrap, Rob B (for Boring) & Jerkthro, please add humour to your repertoire? Please please please. You 3 are exceedingly humdrum & boring!

By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)

Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:58:39 +0000

Krusty the majority of us call it shit!

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That is quiet funny. Methane in solid form.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:34:39 +0000

Pissed myself laughing with Marteens comments, only problem is the fuel, it would need Rocket fuel, not the low grade fuel (we can call it methane) available from Showbag.

By: Jethro

Jethro — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:30:32 +0000

Once again, Rob B misses the point entirely. The author has made perfectly clear description about how, what they have told us makes no sense and you will steadfastly defend the media’s version.

I am not sure if everything written above is 100% accurate but I am very surpirsed our mates in the US would waste all that money to blow up a satellite for the reasons they have suggested.

By: Rob B

Rob B — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:01:32 +0000

People like you are always looking for the negative in everything. Why can’t you be satisfied with the truth. The satellite was blown up to protect us from these chemicals, plain and simple.

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People like me? hmmmm so people who think about what they read or are told rather than just believe it? Well yes, I would accept that.

By: Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs)

Woody (I live in a swamp, I put up signs) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:49:44 +0000

you would first have to write me a set of specifications with detailed desired outcomes, produce a Job Safety Analysis, supply me copies of your company and indemnity insurance, your company OH&S policies out lining your drug and alcohol rehabilitation stance, your rehabilitation policy on work place injuries, smoking policy, and all other company policies you have in place, supply me with a valid purchase order number, provide financial details so I can have your financial history checked by our finance department, write me a “permit to work” just so I could work out whether or not your company policies and insurances meet the standards of our company, arrange a meeting to hash out the differences in policies. I will then and only then work out if I need further permits (i.e. hot work permit) in place to continue the project which I will present back to you via senior management meeting.
At this point a progress payment will be required to cover any costs incurred so far.

After payment is made I would be able to supply you with about 1/2 page of Safe Operating Procedures that I down loaded from the net. Final invoice to be issued at this point.

From here on I will be charging for extras outside the existing scope of works!

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Dam Woody, Your job sounds about as fun as mine. Since when can you get paid for work done to this point? Thats just all part of negotiating the contract in my game.

You sound like have built a Rocket before. Any other advise for Marteen?